A farmer and a mercedes driver have accident on a countryroad, which was happened because of the bad driving of the farmer. The farmer passes the bussiness man the cognac bottle " just to have against the shock" . The mercedes man got drunk and asks if the farmer does not want to drink. His wise answer is " as soon as the police finished the alcohol controls!"
A man which has a broken tranny in a new car comes back to the shop were he bought the car and he uses his guarantee on the vehicle. When the mechanic asks how this could happen he shows them.
He went to a racetrack were he drove the car at 160 mph but he sais " i am using the D for driving but i am on a race track so lets use the R for racing!
Bill Gates wanted to look good and impress everyone with his success. He decided to measure the accomplishments of Microsoft against General Motors. The comparison went like this: If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades, you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50. In response to all this goading, GM responds: "Yes, but would you really want to drive a car that crashes twice a day?
The only 2 tools you will ever need are WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it moves and it shouldnt, use the duct tape. If it doesnt move and it should, use the WD-40.
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