Saturday

Not a proper sedan chair, but
this IS Arrivals at Ibiza Airport,
so it'll do!

Bread? But I ordered fresh, baby seal.

Coastline, ... Sunset, ...
and a seat with a cool view at Coastline Cafe.

Who are these two?
Oh, the mad judge and the mad engineer.

Bar M pre-party. I hope that's "We Come One
(Radio Mix)" that you're playing Mr Pearce.
It's the anthem of this trip for me.

Dressed up and looking forward to
Dave Pearce's "Euphoria" at Eden.
It'll be the highlight of my week.

Itaca. Carahillio (expresso and brandy):
the local VRB.

Eden lost both copies of the Worldpop.com
guest list for Dave Pearce. Too late to pay to
get in. Highlight of the week missed.
Shame on Eden. Sorrow drowning time
at the Garden of Eden.

Sunday

Sunset from Mambo.

Kiwi. Does their menu have baby seal?

Garden of Eden. My favourite bar. I wonder
how Lennie is getting on with his Coca Cola?

So! I'm not the only visitor to have
brought a pet human.

June or not, I'm not doing a Bay Run
unless there are baby seals out there.

Monday

Sunset from the new retaurant round the bay.

Bar M. Guess where I'm off to tonight?

Jacuzi upstairs at Bar M. Invigorating.

Munumission, here I come!

Manumission: the official photo.

8am. Manumission may mean freeing of slave
but I still need to be carried home.

At last: another bear. He tries to help
the gate guard at Club Paraiso stay sane,
... despite the residents.

Tuesday

Hot, damned hot.

Coastline Cafe. Shade. Beer.

My friend Steve, from Worldpop.com

Mambo. This time with sand (see May).

Itica. Pizza (not baby seal).

The press bar, off the VIP lounge at Amnesia.
Thanks to Giles!
Thanks also to Steve and Worldpop.com

Amnesia security. Cool chap.

Wednesday

Worldpop.com crew meet Polar Ted at Mambo.

Then on to Chalie Chester's Birthday Party
at QPQ, where I'm pulled (ouch!)

Behind the decks at QPQ. Wave to the fans.

The owner likes me. I'll be back.

Pacha, where I join up with the Worldpop.com crew.

Thursday

You think it's funny that I can't get
into a brandy glass, do you?

Hola Adan!         Hola Tomas!

I've pulled again: the best looking prop in San An.

Es Paradis. Upstairs bar. I pull again!

Spotted. No photos, please.

UK Garage. Blow your whistle!
(It may drown out the music/noise.)

Toe in the water - no more.
(I've seen what couples do in this water.)

Ted meets the long suffering night staff
at Club Paraiso. Thanks for everything guys.

Friday

21.00hr - on the way home.
Only another fourteen hours to go.

Airport. 03.00hr. Knackered.

It's just grit. I'm glad to be going home really.

Foam party. I know why I didn't try this before.

I'm off. I don't like bath time.

Mummy, are you s.s.s.s.sure I'm a polar bear?

Ah, it's not the same here as in Ibiza.
I'll be back.

I want to go back - soon!
Hoy, is that my car getting a ticket?