POLAR TED IN IBIZA
MAY 2005

Saturday 14th May 2005

Time to pack my bags again

I'm at the airport, I hope I haven't
forgotten anything

Ibiza! I'm at Joe Spoons and
I remember everything!

... so far.

At Kilties they sell Buckfast

I'm a Bucky lugger.

At Play2 I go dancing

Sunday 15th May 2005

Dinner at The Curry Club - Great!

And brandy at Cafe del Mar

After a beer at Plastic...

... I go dancing,

and become the center of attraction

Later I have beer at a Welsh bar...

...and an After Shock at Tropicana

Monday 16th May 2005

The next morning I watch the performing seals
play with a ball in the hotel pool

Bacardi (check), lime (check),
sugar (check), ice (check).

5 portions of fresh fruit and veg. a day:
1. Time to prepare a Caipirinha

Later, on the decks at Itica ...

... I join the DJ for tonights performance

Tuesday 17th May 2005

Breakfast

5 portions of fresh fruit and veg. a day:
2. Strawbery Daquari

And a beer at Savannah for sunset

And a carajillo at Cafe del Mar for supper

Wednesday 18th May 2005

It's getting crowded by the pool

Performing seals are more tender.

Off to Sugar Sea for the sunset

And its a good one

Thursday 19th May 2005

Waiting for the sunset

5 portions of fresh fruit and veg. a day:
3. Caipirinha

Kasbah for the sunset,
and an excellent dinner afterwards

Thanks Ken. Thganks Giles.

Later we have some beer in the West End.
This is me at Viper.

Friday 20th May 2005

Another day spent sitting in the sun

With even more healthy drinks to keep me going

Dinner tonight is at Tijuana.
Someone appears to have drawn a
handsome bear on the tablecloth

Saturday 21st May 2005

Early Saturday morning, bags are packed

And it's time to go home

At the airport with lots of cheap drinks

Later, back home...

I'm forced to take a bath...

Eeek!!!

Polar Ted's e-mail address is polar_ted@yahoo.co.uk