Polar Ted's cousin from Tikrit - Saddam Ted
(and a person he does not now, and has never, known)

Saddam Ted and two of his doubles

Saddam Ted inspects W.M.D.
(Weapons of Mouse Destruction)

Biological

and...

Chemical

and...

Nuclear!
(Dropped from a suitable height,
a nice heavy lump of plutonium will
squish a mouse very effectively.)

Saddam Ted retreats to his bunker ...

... where he is targeted by SEALS using a laser pointer.

Fortunately, the Smart(ie) bomb failed to go off.

Baghdad? Never been there!

I welcome the heroic liberators of our oilfields.

Bears from Brazil

(MiniTed al Tikrit and RestricTed al Tikrit)