POLAR TED'S
GUY FAWKES
NOVEMBER 2002

Dinner

Burn, damm it!

Ah! Warm fire, warm wine.

Overview be damned, it's cold here.

But ...

... FIREWORKS!

Whizz!

Whee!

Fisss!

Sputter!

Lager!!

And Fizzz!

More.

Slurp!

Cool!

Bright!

Feeble safety lighter ...

... or manly flaming brand!

The flaming brand one is better.

Light blue touch paper ...

... and withdraw.

Ooh! Aah! Ooh! Hot!

Firework injury ...

... but it was worth it.

Bed rest ...

... and a medicinal drink ...

... or two! But which?

And grapes for the invalid?

Polar Ted's e-mail address is polar_ted@yahoo.co.uk