You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
You are the horniest of the horny. You want ass,
and you want it now. Lookout world, because
you are on a mission.
How Horny are YOU?
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My theory of the week involves chinese people and cloning. See, theres like over a billion chinese in China, and yet in my whole life, I have never seen a pregnant chinese lady. And all chinese people resemble each other, alot. I think they have discovered how to clone, and they are growing chinese people, making an army to one day take over the world. Those sneaky chinese!! IM ON TO YOU!!!!
My rant this week goes out to trees. I know you think they're so innocent, just standing there, but thats what they want you to think, just wait till you turn around, thats when theyre gonna get you. sneaky bastards. BURN THE TREES!!!! BURN THEM!! BURN THEM!!!
