| The Real Ghostbusters Jokes & Quotes 4 The Revenge of Murray the Mantis |
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| UNDER CONSTRUCTIONS! Roller Ghoster UNDER CONSTRUCTIONS! Slimer,Is That You? When Egon and Slimer switched bodies,Slimer which is now in Egon's body is lying on the floor. Egon :Hmmm...what a great manifestation! Winston:Wow! He can say that without moving his lips! Egon :Oh,my head! What are you starring there for? The guys turned around and gasped. Egon :What happen to you guys? You're as pale as if you've seen a ghost. STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTIONS!!! Egon's Ghost |
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| Sorry! Still workin' on it! Check back out soon... Captain Steel Saves the Day Ray:Ahhhhhhh!!!!! Everyone in the Ghostbusters headquarter quickly go to Ray to see what happened. Egon:What happen,Ray? Did you let out some ghosts from the containment unit? Winston:I know! Gozer's back,right? Gozer! Ray:This! It's this!!! Peter:What? What?! Ray:They're cancelling my favourite comic book next month! This month will be the last issue.*starting to cry* Janine:There,there! Take it easy,Ray. It's just a comic book. Peter:Errrrr!!! Egon:Where are you going,Peter? Peter:To find an empty sack and mind as well cover it around Ray and beat him unconcious. Ray:So,Egon. How do you know that by blasting our beams from above will make us land down easier into the water? Egon:I didn't actually know. I thought it might... Peter:Say,what?*trying to choke Egon* Ray:Captain Steel! You gotta listen to us. We're the good guys. See! I'm an official membe of the Juniour Captain Steel Crime Stopper. Captain Steel:Then why didn't you say so earlier? Peter:We were too busy protecting ourselves! Victor the Happy Ghost |
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| Ray:Yes,Janine? Slimer said he what? Victor:Oh,uh! Victor flying out from the car. Peter:Come back here,you silly ghost! I'm missing my favourite tv show! They stopped the car and chase after it. Winston:What happen to you little fellow? Did something scare you? Victor changing into a huge monster from a cute ghost form. Peter:Something must have scared me. In space! Ray:Now I know what Janine's trying to tell me. This ghost can grow! Peter:You know,Ray? I really admire your ability to talk about it in this kind of situation. Egon:I think we're useless without our proton packs! Victor's destroying their proton packs. Peter:I think he's already aware of that,Egon. Thank you very much! Dairy Farm Peter:Ray,I am only gonna say this once. No power on earth is gonna make me go to a dairy farm! They're driving to Ray's cousin's dairy farm alright. Winston is with the map and he ask them to: Winston:There i is! Turn left! Left! Ray:Got it cover! BOOM! Peter:Nice navigating,ace! Winston:Well,it looks like a road... The car broke down when they are on their way to the Stantz dairy farm. Luckily there's a farmer nearby. Ray:Do you happen to see the Stantz Dairy Farm? Farmer:Oh,yes! It's about 3 or 4 miles away from here. Can't miss it! Winston:3 or 4 miles? Peter trying to grab Ray to strangle him but Egon and Winston is holding him from trying to do it. Ray:That's fine with us. When Ray is walking for about 10 steps,Peter said... Peter:Let me choke him! At least until his tounge turns purple! Ray:Here it is! Cousin Sam's dairy farm. Isn't this place wonderful or what? Peter:It stinks,Ray! Egon:Typical farm. Uninteresting! Peter:Nothing in this world is making me like this place,you got it? Nothing! Sam:Cousin Ray! Peter:Did I say nothing? (Incase you wanna know,Sam is a woman. It's short for Samantha.) Doing an exsperiment on some gross mud/soil from the Peterson's grave ground. Egon:Hmmm...interesting! Peter holding a sandwich in his hand and looking at the gross mud/soil Eagon's checking on. Peter:Egon! I'm trying to eat here! Eagon:If I'm not wrong,the ghosts will return to their graves as soon as the sun rise. Ray:And if it isn't? Egon:Then we're in very big trouble. Rooster:Ku-ku-ku-kuruuu!(whatever!) The ghosts finally stopped chasing them and started returning to their graves. Peter:Remind me to kiss that rooster! THERE'S ONE MORE JOKE/QUOTE ON THIS EPISODE BUT I'M STILL WORKIN' ON IT! The Hole in the Wall Gang The guys arrived at the Limburgers mansion. Peter:This place is weird enough to make Dracula thinking about changing a career. Winston:Don't talk about Dracula. I think I'm gonna change my career. Ray:Have a great vacation and a good time. Don't worry about us. We'll be fine! Peter:Ray? Ray:Yeah,Peter? Peter:Shut up! Winston:Oh,wogely-bogely! This place looks more like a Swiss Cheese House than a Limburger Mansion! Ray:Ah!*face got slimed* The guys:Yuck! Ray:It got me! Winston:I thought you said it was your favourite part. Ray:Well,I've changed my mind. Peter:Huh! I think the Universal is on my side now. I'm the one which usually got slimed... *Got him on the cheek*...on the face...*got slimed on the whole face!*Ah! Forget what I said about the Universal thing. Eat purple death,cold slim! Egon:Aaa...Peter! I don't think it's such a good idea. Peter blasting beams into that hole which comes out slims. Peter:Take that! That'll teach it! You said something,Egon? Egon:Aaa,never mind! Egon:Ah! I think I'm losing the strenght to live. Winston:Ow! That hurts! Peter:I'm gonna stranggle somebody until I find out who... Ray! Your hair turns white! Winston:Wow! Egon:What an unusual manifestation! Ray:I promise I will never see your poem as lovely as a tree*like Slimer voice*>>>than back to normal when he said>>>Yeeeeeoooooowwwww!!!!!!!!!! Peter:Good. He's alright. I supposed you got some scientific explaination for this,huh,Egon? Egon:No. Peter:Thank you. Winston:Tell me,Ray. What did you see? Ray:I saw the suprnatural world,the twilight of outer limits of,'I Love Lucy'. Winston:You saw all that? Ray:Now that's what to shake a stick in it!(it's a joke...but to tell you the truth,I don't really get it :p) Peter:Ray? Ray:Yes,Peter? Peter:I'll do the joke! When the guys are running for their lives from a 50 feet across monster. Peter:I got it! Ray:Don't just stop short like that Peter! Peter:Why not give Ray as the peace offering? Ray:That's not funny,Peter! Peter:I wasn't joking,Ray. BACK |