The Real Ghostbusters Jokes & Quotes 2

Lost and Foundry
UNDER CONSTRUCTION


Hard Knight's Day
Slimer is following and spying on Peter when he's going out with his date,Doris in a museum. Peter then
spot Slimer hiding in a picture...
Peter:Slimer,go home!*trying to punch him*
Security guard:What are you doing? Don't touch that picture.
Peter:Aaaa...just flatting some rinkle on the picture,see if it's iron othen...

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Cold Cash and Hot Water




UNDER CONSTRUCTION


The Scaring of the Green
They just captured a ghost in the mayor's invitation party for Irish voters. Suddenly,something appear at the entrance door and whail. Peter quickly shoot it cause he thought it was another ghost but it's actually the mayor's wife. He then realized and say...
Peter:Whoops!
They were all thrown in jail...
Peter:How do I supposed to know that it's the mayor's wife? She looks so pale and she's dressing in green. I first thought she was a big fat bobbling green monster screaming.
Police officer:I'll tell her you said that.
After he left,Peter sticked a touge out at him. Then the head of the police came and ask them a favour...
Head of the Police:I got a problem. It seems to me that there's a monster dog coming to New York city this Saint Patrick's Day. If you can help me,I may bail you out from here. What do you say? Will you help me?
Peter:Isn't he wonderful or what?
Eagon:There's no proof.
Peter:But it those open certain door,Eagon!

When they're driving back to the headquarter...a lorry suddenly came infront of them. Ray quickly turned left but knocked off a pretzel stall.
Ray:Why,you lousy lorry driver!
Peter:Nice driving,Ray. Pretzel,anyone?

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They Call Me Mister Slimer
UNDER CONSTRUCTION


Last Train To Oblivion
It's midnight and Peter's playing wiht his set of trains and railway.
Eagon:Do you know what time it is? Go to sleep,Peter. It's getting late.
Peter ignored Eagon and continueing playing. Slimer then came and ate Peter's train.
Peter:What? Errrr!!! You know how much that cost?
Slimer:Opps!
Peter:Errrrr!!!
The phone is ringing and Peter picks it up...
Peter:Who's this? You're calling from the train station? Eagon,is that you?
Eagon came up from downstairs to see why Peter's called him...
Peter:Oh,you're not Eagon...Do you know what time it is? Yeah...it's 10 past 12.
He than hung it up.
Peter:We got one...

Ray,Eagon and Winston is on a train tunnel and decided to land on the train to save Peter...
Eagon:Do you think this is extremely dangerous and reasonably stupid?
Ray:Easy! When the train pass by,we'll land down on the 5th car.
When the train is passing by...
Ray:Ok,1,2,jump!
The guys didn't landed on the train. Instead,they landed on the ground.
Ray:I thought there were 5 cars.
Winston:I think there were only 4.


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Masquerade
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