| The Real Ghostbusters Jokes & Quotes 1 |
| Thing in Mrs. Faversham's House Peter:Ray,I'll only answer you in a language you'll understand. Ray :What is it? Peter:*tounge sticking out* Ghost shoots a fire ball at Peter... Peter:Do that one more time and I'll slap your face! T.I.M.F.A:Destroy...destroy...destroy... Peter :Can this ghost sing other song? Egon on the Rampage |
| Reporter 1:What could be worse than this? Peter :Lock up in a room with you for a week! Reporter 1:Well,there seems to be an accident during this test... Ray :Nope! It's nothing! It's all your fault you jolly ham! When Egon's body just been possess by a demon,it's munmbling something like... Demon:Urrr...errr..umm...argh.... Peter :Didn't quite get that,buddy. Reporter 1:What can I help you? Peter :Keep your distance. Probably on some other planet. The repoter is still stubborn. He and the camera man followed Peter into another dimension. Peter:What? Is the Eye Of Truth always death? Clap,clap,clap,clap,clap...(sound of some weird creatures) Reporter 1:What's that? Peter:It sounds like a pulse. I must be slipping. Reporter 1:Happens wherever I go...*as if!* Some creatures from the other dimension come and disturb them... Reporter 1:What do you call this creatures? Peter :Slightly less irritating than you! Ray :Are you crazy? That's dangerous! Winston :Who do you think you are? Louis Lane? Reporter 2:Well,not the way she dresses! Lights!Camera!Haunting! |
| Winston:The film is gonna be film in a real haunted house. Peter :Are you kidding? No ghost is gonna live in that dump! Ray :I always dreamed of this,getting to go to the MJN Studio. Without knowing,there's actually a trap set under them when they're coming in... Peter:You always dreamed of this? Then why didn't you warn us???!!! Ray :There must be a secret escape way. This is the very same cel where that famous actor played here in the movie... Peter:Tell me,Ray. In the movie,did he manage to escape? Ray :Yeah! In 14 years time. Ghost 2:Sorry to intrude guys,but you're wanted on the set. Winston:After you,Egon. Egon:You know,after what had all happened,I have no intend to go to the movie set that quickly. Peter:All this Hollywood stuff is just phonies! Go there and show 'em who's boss. Just you wait and see Mama's Venkman little boy. Peter:First of all,I must complain about that dressing room! The ghosts turned around and had the guys' proton packs with them. Peter:Aaa..maybe must is too strong...or might...not... Ray:Ok,what do we have to do? Ghost 1:Simple. We count to 5,chase ya and blast ya. Winston:Aaaa..aaaa...??? After counting to 5,the ghosts blasted lots of beams at them... Winston:Remind me,Egon. What happen if any one of those beam hit us? Egon:Most part of our body's atoms will be on temporary vacation. The guys are running in a cementery/grave yard movie set... Peter:I wonder if they have any vacancy here? Winston:Your a million of laughs,Peter! The guys running for their lives when the 3 wicked ghosts are chasing them. When Peter is on his way through the model movie set,he recked down some buildings models and said... Peter:I've always wanted to do that! Ghost blasting beams at him... Peter:Ahhh!!! The 3 ghosts have captured the guys friends. They wanted to save them but do not know what to do. Suddenly,Ray stands up and ask the guys to follow his lead cause he got a plan. Ray :Ok,guys. Follow my lead. I've got an idea! Ok,ghosts. Will you solemly promise to let our friends go if we surrender? Ghosts :Promise. Then the ghosts quickly tied them up with a rope. Ray:Ok,we're part of your bargain now. Now let our friends go! The ghosts just stand there and laughed. Ray:I thought you guys said you promise! Winston:Ok,Ray. What's the plan? Ray :I've got them to promise Egon:That's it?. Winston:That's not a plan. That's a self defense. The Birf of Kildarby |
| Janine:Ghostbusters! Whattaya want? I'll see if Dr. Venkman is available. Dr. Venkman! Some joker on line one. He says that he's the mayor. Peter:Of course he's the mayor. Nobody else claims it's him. *NEW* Ray:Remember,Peter. This old castle have at least 800 armies and soldiers. Peter:Oh....*whispering to himself*Uh,oh... Peter:Hey,Kildarby? Anyone at home? Kildarby:Who seeks the lord of Kildarby? Peter:Aaaa...Ol' Venkman here....just benig a friendly neighbour,you know? Came here to ask if there's any good drug store or good video tapes for rental... Kildarby:Enter,Ol' Venkman... Kildarby:So,what do you want from me,Ol' Venkman? Peter:Don't you know that you're pipes and flutes music disturbing the New York people here? And,you and your soldiers have to leave Manhattan. Kildarby:Leave this island? No way! Peter:Oh,yeah? No body messes around with a tough boy from Brooklyn! I ain't afraid of no ghost! Kildarby:Capture him! Peter:Aaa...maybe this once...ahhhhhhhh!!!! Peter:Silly me. Ol' Venkman...why can't I say that I'm Ol' Spengler...or Ol' Zeddemore...or maybe Ol' Stantz...Oh,boy!!! Ray:How are we gonna trap a 50 foot bird? Peter:With a 20 foot worm? MORE TO COME...I'M STILL WORKIN' ON IT!!! Janine Melnitz,Secretary |
| Janine:Guys! What are you doin' in the mirror? Is Louis Carol with you? *NEW* Apocalypse---Now What? Janine:Hold...hold...would you please hold...hold on...please hold...I know you're there mister President,just hold longer!!! Hello??? Hold...please hold...Guys,where have you been? I'm getting call from all over the world...and we don't even have a toll-free phone! It's raining toads... Peter:Anyone see the wheather report today? Egon:This is not typical new york wheather. Peter:At least it's not raining cats and dogs. Peter:I like plane... Winston:Yeah,so am I,but this looks like a Volture airline... Peter:I bet the food here taste great! When the plane is taking off... Peter:Oh,look,Winston! Your knuckles is turning white. Winston:Aaaa...ahhh...aaaa*feeling like he wanted to throw out* When they had ariived at Greece... Father Yanus:I kiss the soil of my homeland. Winston:Mmm... Peter:What are you doing,Winston? You're not Greece. Winston:Nope,but I get here in one whole piece. Peter:I told you we'll get here in one piece. Suddenly,the airplane which they've just rided, one of the wing fell off caused be the 4 Dark Riders... Peter:Mmm...I love you...I love you... They're all riding in a train... Peter:The scenery is great but why everywhere we go is dark? Winston:It's like the end of the world. Egon:It could be. Father Yanus:Ok,my sons. This is the end of the line. Ray:Bad choice of word,padry! Father Yanus:The museum is just nearby here. Peter:I'll bet it's just at the end of this sign. Egon:Peter! The seal of impression... Peter:Argh,argh,argh,argh... Egon:No,not an impression of a seal,the seal impression. Get the seal of impression! All the doves is around Peter... Peter:Guys,I really admire that the doves came back but can anyone throw me down some bird seeds...or a frying pan...or anything???? Guys?? Guys??? BACK |
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