IRON CHEF!!!!
Azaka: Welcome to the Masaki Kitchen Stadium!
Kamidake: Yes, and a wonderful battle is sure to occur tonight, with the great challenger Ryoko, a skilled chef, present. 
Washu: Ryoko, which IRON CHEF do YOU WANT TO CHALLENGE???!!!
YOU!  IRON Chef SASAMI!!!!  I'm calling you out!!
I'm ready!!!
Washu: Ok!  I'll reveal the battle theme!  The ingredient will be....CARROTS!!
Oh no...I only have experience in preparing baby milk!!!  <DRink it, Drink it!>
BATTLE: CARROTS!
Azaka: Sasami is an expert cook, excelling in all types of cooking.  She is able to balance the various flavors of separate ingredients, making the resulting taste very enjoyable.  Washu even analyzed one of her dishes and said that the balance was PERFECT! 
Kamidake: It is uncertain how Sasami got to be such a good cook or who helped her, but don't young girls like to practice cooking?  Sasami must have practiced thoroughly.
25 minutes remaining......
Azaka: Yes, truly, without a doubt. 
Kamidake: But what about using carrots as an ingredient?  Will that be difficult for her?
Azaka: Unlikely.  Carrots are one of the most common ingredients in this kitchen.  Sasami has a lot of experience with carrots.
Kamidake: Isn't it wonderful that Sasami learned how to cook before she could be distracted by other things?
Azaka: Like boys, I suppose?  Actually, it is of my opinion that boys would drive Sasami to want to cook better. 
Kamidake: Yes, there is nothing better than sharing some good food with someone that you like.
10 minutes remaining......
Azaka: Iron Chef Kagato has joined us.
Kamidake: Welcome, Iron Chef of pirate cusine!  What do you think of this match up?
Thank you.  This match up?  It's lop-sided.  This is a sure victory for Iron Chef Sasami.  If I was Sasami, I would only be using a small percentage of my cooking skills.
Azaka: To make the fight more interesting?
No, not really.  I would do that only because I'm arrogant!  Sasami, however, won't do that.  She's not arrogant like me! 
Kamidake: Please elaborate.
5 minutes remaining......
It's just not Sasami's style.  She just doesn't like to gloat over her challengers.  Actually, its probably an advantage.  She makes sure that she does her best. It is an honor for Ryoko as well.  Sasami honors Ryoko by using all her firepower against her.
Maybe when she gets older, she'll learn the fun of GLOATING!
Azaka: Hopefully not.
Kamidake: But thank you for your comments!
1 minute remaining......
Kamidake: The chefs should be almost finished.
Azaka: Yes, but it seems like it is frantic there on the floor.
30 seconds remaining......
Kamidake: The chefs are making last minute preparations!
Azaka: This is the time for frantic activity!
Azaka: And it seems like Ryoko is shouting at her assistant chefs!
Kamidake: Sasami is making final artistic touches on her dishes!
5.....
Azaka: Ryoko looks very stressed.
4.....
Kamidake: I wonder how their dishes will taste!
3.....
2.....
Azaka: We shall see.
1.....
TIME's UP!
Judgement!
Ryoko's dishes
RYokoooo.....!!!!
WHat is THIs?
Sasami's dishes
Wow, this is great Sasami!
It's so GOOD!!!!  I WAnt more SERVINGS!!!!
Ryoko, that's my bowl!  I'm supposed to be judging this!
Sasami WON!!!!
Drat..!!!!!
Yay~!!!!!
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