"WHY DRINK AND DRIVE WHEN YOU CAN SMOKE AND FLY"
- A shirt Jeff won at the Marshfield Fair in 1996
"OH... KILLA"
- Dan Dunn, butt smoker
"FAAAAAAANTASTIC"
- Guy from a local car commercial
"I LOVE IT LIKE MY DAD LOVES SHELLY"
-Shannon
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