10) With Lucy over on the PC side of town, no one is around to gossip about what's been going on, well, except Amy. But remember, Amy is way on the other side of town and doesn't know about the stuff on the PC side. She's too busy being backburned anyway.

9) Monica and Edward were too busy arguing over who the mansion really belongs to.

8) Elton was watching E! instead of the local news.

7) Maxie was too busy having a personality crisis, but don't worry, she's gonna recover from that.

6) Jason saw the Avatar on the docks, but pretty much all you'll get out of him is a serious stare.

5) Elizabeth still thinks Alison is that snobby bitch at the rave sucking face with Juan from 2 years ago. She doesn't know she's changed so therefore, no reason to associate with her.

4) Lucky and Nikolas were too busy hiding another dead body in the Cassidine freezer.

3) Roy was occupying his time buying fancy suits at Wyndham's.

2) Carly was too busy trying to decide if she wanted to stay with Sonny or divorce him.

And the #1 reason why the GHers have no clue what's going on with the PCers...

1) They, ironically, don't hang out at the hospital as much as the PCers do...and the PCers know all too well that vampires, angels, and Avatars are frequent visitors there.