PineTrees'

Captain Kirk Fanfic Page

10 Million Fangirls Can't Be Wrong.

 

Humor

Queer Eye for the Straight Captain
Kirk gets a little lifestyle advice from a friend. 
Rated R for suggestive language.  Published 1/17/2004.

 
Oh Yeah?
Two of Starfleet's Finest, at their most mature.
Rated R for suggestive language.  Published 10/19/2003.


Diversionary Strike
There seems to be something wrong with the Captain's clothing replicator.
Rated G.  Published 11/28/2003.


Method of Persuasion
A sequel to "Diversionary Strike".
Rated PG.  Published 12/8/2003.


The Job Interview: James T. Kirk
Captain Kirk on a 21st century job interview.
Rated PG.  Published 10/18/2003.

 

In a More Serious Vein

Ceremonial Duties: All Hands
Aftermath of "The Naked Time".
Rated G.  Published 02/11/2004.


Ceremonial Duties: Hail and Farewell
An answer to Rob Morris's Admiralty Hall challenge.
Rated G.  Published 03/2/2004.
 

The Porch
A response to Stephen Ratliff's Call of Duty challenge on ASCEM.
Rated G.  Published 09/6/2004.
 

A Moment of Grace
A visit home at Christmas does not go as Kirk expects it to.
Rated PG.  Published 12/21/2004.


Bittersweet
Kirk and Picard in the Nexus.  How "Generations" should have been written.
Rated PG-13.  Published 1/10/2004.

 

Drabbles and Poetry



Trek in Real Life (haiku series)
It's so much more than just a TV show.
Rated G.  Published 4/2004
 

Variations on a Lyrastar Theme
Three drabbles inspired by Lyra's "Kissing Captain Kirk" drabble series (rated G to NC-17).  Read that series first.
Rated G and PG.  Published 12/2003

 
Pun-ishment: Variation on a Rob Morris Theme (drabble)
Inspired by my all time favorite drabble.  Read it first.
Rated G.  Published 10/23/2003.


By Mr. PineTrees:
Seven Habits of Highly Effective Vulcans
If Stephen Covey wrote self-help for Vulcans...
Rated R for language.  Published 3/1/2004.

 

Author's Notes

Most of these stories were previewed by Jungle Kitty or Lyrastar, and their comments and feedback went a long way to making them readable.  JK is the goddess of all things Kirk and a professional-caliber writer to boot; check out her web site at http://www.invisibleplanets.com.  Lyra's writing focuses mainly on slash, which is not usually my cup of tea, but I am a real fan of her  stories; she is deftly poetic or devastatingly funny as the mood strikes her.  Lyra's site is at http://www.oocities.org/lyrastarwatcher/

 

All of these stories were originally posted to alt.startrek.creative, a newsgroup dedicated to Star Trek fan fiction (all series, not just TOS).  You can access it directly with access to a newsgroup server and Outlook Express or other newsgroup reader; ask your ISP for details.  You can also access it through Google, at http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.startrek.creative.

 

 

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