PineTrees'
Captain Kirk Fanfic Page
10 Million Fangirls Can't Be Wrong.
Humor
Queer Eye for the Straight
Captain
Kirk gets a little lifestyle advice from a friend.
Rated R for suggestive language. Published 1/17/2004.
Oh Yeah?
Two of Starfleet's Finest, at their most mature.
Rated R for suggestive language. Published 10/19/2003.
Diversionary Strike
There seems to be something wrong with the Captain's clothing replicator.
Rated G. Published 11/28/2003.
Method of Persuasion
A sequel to "Diversionary Strike".
Rated PG. Published 12/8/2003.
The Job Interview: James T. Kirk
Captain Kirk on a 21st century job interview.
Rated PG. Published 10/18/2003.
In a More Serious Vein
Ceremonial Duties: All Hands
Aftermath of "The Naked Time".
Rated G. Published 02/11/2004.
Ceremonial Duties: Hail and Farewell
An answer to Rob Morris's Admiralty Hall challenge.
Rated G. Published 03/2/2004.
The Porch
A response to Stephen Ratliff's Call of Duty challenge on ASCEM.
Rated G. Published 09/6/2004.
A Moment of Grace
A visit home at Christmas does not go as Kirk expects it to.
Rated PG. Published 12/21/2004.
Bittersweet
Kirk and Picard in the Nexus. How "Generations" should have been
written.
Rated PG-13. Published 1/10/2004.
Drabbles and Poetry
Trek in Real Life (haiku series)
It's so much more than just a TV show.
Rated G. Published 4/2004
Variations on a Lyrastar Theme
Three drabbles inspired by Lyra's
"Kissing Captain
Kirk" drabble series (rated G to NC-17). Read that series
first.
Rated G and PG. Published 12/2003
Pun-ishment: Variation on a Rob Morris Theme (drabble)
Inspired by my all time favorite drabble.
Read it
first.
Rated G. Published 10/23/2003.
By Mr. PineTrees:
Seven Habits of Highly Effective Vulcans
If Stephen Covey wrote self-help for Vulcans...
Rated R for language. Published 3/1/2004.
Author's Notes
Most of these stories were previewed by Jungle Kitty or Lyrastar, and their comments and feedback went a long way to making them readable. JK is the goddess of all things Kirk and a professional-caliber writer to boot; check out her web site at http://www.invisibleplanets.com. Lyra's writing focuses mainly on slash, which is not usually my cup of tea, but I am a real fan of her stories; she is deftly poetic or devastatingly funny as the mood strikes her. Lyra's site is at http://www.oocities.org/lyrastarwatcher/.
All of these stories were originally posted to alt.startrek.creative, a newsgroup dedicated to Star Trek fan fiction (all series, not just TOS). You can access it directly with access to a newsgroup server and Outlook Express or other newsgroup reader; ask your ISP for details. You can also access it through Google, at http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.startrek.creative.