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                              "Amoy Tinapay"

Dalawang laborer ang nag pahinga muna sa trabaho.

pihon1: Pare amoy tinapay ka ha!

pihon2: Talaga, anong klaseng tinapay naman?

pihon1: Putok



                              "Mura lang"

DOM: Magkano ba ang singil mo sa buong magdamag?

Prostitute: Mura lang Sir, 200 pesos full service pa!

DOM:Ha? Ang mura naman. Paano ka nabubuhay nyan?

Prostitute: Simple lang. Merong naman akong sideline eh!

DOM:Talaga! Ano yon?

Prostitute: Blackmail


                              "Sinabi nang lahat eh!"


Hinarang ng mga bandidong Abu Sayaf ang isang bus na may sakay na karamihan ay mga babae.

Pinuno: Sige pababain ninyo lahat 'yan. Ihiwalay ang mga lalake at mga bata. Ang lahat ng mga babae gagahasain natin.

Lumapit ang isang teenager na babae sa pinuno na may kasamang may sakit na lola.

teenager:Sir, pwede ho bang huwag nyo nang isama ang lola ko.Kasi mahina na siya at may sakit baka madadali po ang buhay niya eh!

Biglang napasigaw ang teenager sa kurot ng kanyang lola. teenager: Aray ko po, bakit po lola?

lola: 'Di mo ba narinig? Sinabi nang lahat eh!


                                  "Sardinas"


Nagmamadali ang isang maton ng sumakay ng bus na malapit nang umalis sa isang terminal na masikip at punong-puno na. Swerte naman at nakasingit pa siya. Pero meron pang gustong sumunod sa kanya.

maton:Pare, ano ka ba? kita mo nang parang sardinas na itong bus sisingit ka pa.Bumaba ka na nga baka 'di kita matantsa d'yan.Matigas na utos niya duon sa lalaki.

Matapos ang kalahating oras.Hindi pa rin umaalis ang bus. Tinawag niya ang konduktor at tinanong.

maton:Bakit 'di pa tayo umaalis?

konduktor:'Di mo pinasakay yung driver namin, tapos ngayon nagmamadali ka.



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