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| Kelly's Kubbyhole |
| Horror, Music, Games, Sex and More: As much fun as your last great party! |
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| Hey, my name is Kelly, and I am putting this site up for a couple of reasons. The first reason is to have FUN! I want you to have fun, and I KNOW I will have fun building and maintaining it. You will find out the second reason I built this site later on... if you don't die of laughter or get caught up in all the links I have put up for your enjoyment. Thanks for dropping by, and I will talk at you before you go. |
| Redneck Guide to Computer Lingo Log on - Makin the woodstove hotter Monitor - Keepin an eye on that there woodstove Download - Gettin the farwood ofn the truk Megahertz - When yer not keerful gettin that farwood downloaded Floppy Disk - Wharcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood RAM - That thar thang whut splits th farwood ROM - Whut tastes grait when ya mix it with coca-cola Screen - Whut to shut when its blak fly season Bit - A wager, as in "I bit you cain't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways" Byte - Whut them dang flys do Cursor - Wharcha do when yer mad at yer sister Modem - Wharcha did to the hay fields Keyboard - Whur ya hang th dang keys Hardware - Sunday clothes Software - Them dang plastik forks and knifs Enter - Northern fer c'mon in y'all Network - How ya git the fish in th boat after ya hook it LAN - To borrow, as in "Hey Delbert, LAN me yore truck!" |
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| Favorite Writer " Get busy living or get busy dying." Stephen King (1947- ) Favorite Poet: "They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who only dream by night." Edgar Allen Poe (1809-1849) Favorite Director: "I'm not against the police, I'm just afraid of them." Alfred Hitchcock (1899-1980) Favorite Movie: Session 9 |
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