The Cult of Oidaho!
I have started a cult about, of course, me and my obsessions.  I am the leader of this group.  Membership is free.  In order to become a cult member, you must share my beliefs and obsessions.  You must submit an essay (a few paragraphs) explaining why you want to be in this cult and how you would benefit the group.  You must also truly be obsessed with the same things I am.  These must be included in the essay, along with a short autobiography.  You can chat with other cult members (yes, there are quite a few!) on my official group.  Even if you're not interested in performing the duties involved in the cult, you can join the group.  Please do!