The Official SwimBuddha Webpage

Real Ultimate Smooch Power

Hi, this site is all about SwimBuddha, THE REAL SWIMBUDDHA.  This site is awesome.    My name is verpetas and I can't stop thinking about SwimBuddha.  This dude is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. He likes to eat poop. REAL INDUSTRIAL SIZED CANS OF POOP!

Facts:

1.    SwimBuddha is a mammal.

2.    SwimBuddha eats poop ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of SwimBuddha is to post announcements and to help produce low-budget animation for Cartoon Network.

Weapons and gear:

Glasses                   Poop   

Serenity and Wisdom

Testimonial:

SwimBuddha can do anything he wants!  SwimBuddha buys Industrial sized cans of poop ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time.  I heard that SwimBuddha was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon SwimBuddha whipped out a stuffed owl, and got lost!  My friend Ted Turner said that he saw SwimBuddha totally give the fall lineup to a kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that SwimBuddha has REAL Ultimate Power you better Get Lost Owl!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

SwimBuddha is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to give him the crap out of my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact.  SwimBuddha is hungry, bearded, behatted, probably balding, jolly, and sweet.  I can't wait to intern for him next year.  I love SwinBuddha with all of my body (except my pee pee--I refuse to stop saving that for Odin).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about SwimBuddha?

A: SwimBuddha is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he runs the gang at Williams Street, but on the other hand, SwimBuddha eats poop (we love you, Andy).

Q: I heard that SwimBuddha is always making announcements.  What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, SwimBuddha can make announcements OR kiss drag queens at company parties. 

Q: What does SwimBuddha do when he's not involved in production or relating to his hordes of adoring fans?

A: Most of his free time is spent shopping for good deals on industrial sized cans of poop, but sometimes he fights with Lazzo over who has the best freestyle solo synchronized swimming skills.  (Ask Ted Turner if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Ted Turner showing off.

He owns Atlanta, which is bragable