The Official Saddy Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Saddy, THE REAL SADDY.  This site is awesome.    My name is verpetas and I can't stop thinking about Saddy.  This chick is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. She likes to jiggle her robotic bewbies. REAL ULTIMATE ROBOT BEWBIES!

Facts:

1.    Saddy is a mammal.

2.    Saddy shakes her huge bewbies ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of Saddy is to stalk Ras and me and to work at raising autism awareness.

Weapons and gear:

Jiggling                   Robot   

                 Bewbies                                              Yeah. Kind of like that.

Testimonial:

Saddy can jiggle either bewb she wants!  Saddy cuts off ignorance ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This chick is so crazy and awesome that she flips out ALL the time.  I heard that Saddy was eating at a diner.  And when some dude said "retard" as an insult,she educated the whole town about the dangers of mercury in childhood vaccinations.  My friend Jeremy Bentham said that he saw Saddy totally pouncilate some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Saddy has REAL Ultimate Power you better run after a schoolbus in your nightgown!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Saddy is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This lady is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Saddy is jiggly, funny, cool, nice, endearing, and sweet.  I can't wait to squirt pepsi out of my nose next year.  I love Saddy with all of my body (except my pee pee... If you don't know who has a monopoly on my pee-pee by now, then you really have some research to do).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Saddy?

A: Saddy is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand she's a 31 year old mommy of four, but on the other hand, Saddy is a red hot babycakes who can tear it up with the best of them.

Q: I heard that Saddy is always starting non-profit organizations.  What's her problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Saddy can start non-profit rganizations OR post endearing little things to her ASMB friends. 

Q: What does Saddy do when she's not spreading awareness or jiggling wildly?

A: Most of her free time is spent fixing her piece of shit house, but sometimes she cuts the head off her asshole lanlady's son.  (Ask Jeremy Bentham if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Jeremy Bentham showing off.

He's a lot deader than me and invented the modern concept of utilitarianism, which is bragable