The
Official I am Jack's STD Webpage
Real
Ultimate Power
Hi,
this site is all about I am Jack's STD, THE REAL I AM JACK'S STD. This site is awesome. My name is verpetas
and I can't stop thinking about I am Jack's STD. This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. He likes get totally wasted and watch old movies. REAL ULTIMATE MOVIES!
Facts:
1.
I am Jack's STD is a veneral infection.
2.
I am Jack's STD is spread by genital contact ALL the time.
3.
The purpose of I am Jack's STD is to flip out and make your genitals swell up to the size of balloons while listening to Pink Floyd.
Weapons
and gear:
Homemade soap
open sores
Telephone
Testimonial:
I am Jack's STD
can answer immigration questions to anyone he wants! I am Jack's STD cuts off phone calls ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. I heard that I am Jack's STD was eating
at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon, I am Jack's STD told him the first two rules of fight club. My friend Sid said that he saw I am Jack's STD totally infect some kid with chlamydia just because the kid opened a window.
And
that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If
you don't believe that I am Jack's STD has REAL Ultimate Power
you better stockpile some penicillin!!! It's
an easy choice, if you ask me.
I am Jack's STD is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it with a burning sensation when I pee.
This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact. I am Jack's STD is fat, smooth, cool, funny, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to call for help at DNS next year. I
love I am Jack's STD with all of my body (especially the green dripping goo from my pee pee region).
Q
and A:.
Q:
Why is everyone so obsessed about I am Jack's STD?
A:
I am Jack's STD is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he's a dedicated public servant, but on
the other hand, I am Jack's STD is a viral or parasitic infestation of the happy areas.
Q:
I heard that I am Jack's STD is always flipping out and infecting sailors and hookers. What's his problem?
A:
Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other infections, I am Jack's STD can
infect sailors and hookers OR Adult Swim Message Board moderators.
Q:
What does I am Jack's STD do when he's not being blocked by barrier method birth control or wearing inflatable hats?
A:
Most of his free time is spent watching movies and eating stale pizza, but sometimes he hides babies in refrigerators. (Ask Sid if you don't believe me.)
This is
a picture of my best friend Sid showing off.
He's a
lot older than me and he went insane, which is bragable
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