The Official Deus Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Deus, THE REAL DEUS.  This site is awesome.    My name is verpetas and I can't stop thinking about Deus.  This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. He likes to write cartoon fights. REAL ULTIMATE DARK TOURNAMENT OF COMEDY!

Facts:

1.    Deus is a mammal.

2.    Deus moderates message boards ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of Deus is to flip out and write funny shit about Homer Simpson and to relentlessly pimp things he likes (like the Dark Tournament of Comedy! Who Would Win).

Weapons and gear:

Homer Simpson                         Pets   

                 Sunburns                                              Abe.

Testimonial:

Deus can pair up any two cartoons he wants!  Deus cuts off cartoon heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it.  This fella is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time.  I heard that Deus was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon,he totally took the whole town out to a Habitat for Humanity site and gave them all wicked sunburns.  My friend Oscar said that he saw Deus totally give some kid a Duff just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Deus has REAL Ultimate Power you better take a dunk in a swimming pool filled with pudding!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Deus is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap his pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Deus is modderific, modulous, modescent, modalicious, modtaneous, and sweet.  I can't wait to fight in the Thunderdome next year.  I love Deus with all of my body (except my pee pee... well, okay. I can spare a few drops, but just because of the bond we share in the DToC).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Deus?

A: Deus is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he's an ultra-badass message board moderator, but on the other hand, Deus is a regular dude who likes beer and porn like the rest of us.

Q: I heard that Deus is always flipping out and feeding his pets  What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Deus can feed his pets OR make Homer Simpson references until his fingers cramp up. 

Q: What does Deus do when he's not kicking ass or making CLASP a better place to post?

A: Most of his free time is spent being walked on by his cats, but sometimes he builds houses for poor people and gets horrible sunburns.  (Ask Oscar if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Oscar showing off.

He's a lot older than me and lives in a trash can, which is bragable