| EDSA FLYOVER? "gosh naman manong it's SO traffic im late for school na! Can u make busina naman the the jeep in front of our pajero so we could make andar na, please!" "PUT@#$%^& ano ba to! sakit na ng paa ko kakapreno! Tarantado naman kasi yang Baliwag Transit na yan dito pa kasi nagsasakay sa gitna eh! pssst! pogi! PABILI NGA NG YOSI!" |
| TAHO? "TAHOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo! TAHOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo!" "OH my gosh yaya! I hear the mamang taho na! here's 10 pesos please buy me na! but yaya! i dont like his baso ha! its so kadiri baka kasi its dirty eh kaya use our own baso nalang coz his hands are yucky!! "pabili nga ng 5 basong taho!" "taho? what's that? ewww! that's rotten milk huh! there's no way i'm eating that! but i like the flavored taho in megamall" (tanga taho din yun eh!) |
| Namimiss nyo ba ang...(things we miss...only in the philippines!) |
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| TABLOID HEADLINES? Gangs like: "Bonnet Gang" "Akyat-Bahay Gang" "Salisi Gang" new: "Scooter Gang" ACTUAL Headlines like: "Boy drown from Glass of Cold Water" "Octopus born to Woman" "Two Gays face Rape Charges" "Mindoro Man eats two sons" "Condom wearing man found Dead" |
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| SUV's? SUV's pinoy style... as in Super Unique Vehicles!!! wa kayong ma-say noh? Pinoy Cars. P500,000-P1,000,000 Pinoy Houses. P1,000,000-P10,000,000 Pinoy Ingenuity. priceless. |
