> A fellow came to a house with a red light burning in front, so he
> > stepped inside. There was no one in sight and
> > nothing there but an empty bare hallway, with two doors reading "Over
> > 35" and "Under 35." He decided to be
> > truthful and entered the door that said "Over 35."
> >
> > He found himself in another empty hallway, this one with two doors
> > that read, "Over 8 inches" and "Under 8
> > inches."
> >
> > Truthful again, he went through the "Under 8 inches" door and found
> > himself in another empty hall, with two
> > more doors reading, "Once a night" and "Over 4 times a night."
> >
> > Still wanting to be truthful, he entered the door marked "Once a
> > night" and found himself back out on the street.
> >
> > The moral of this story is, "Always tell the truth and you'll never get
>screwed."