> A fellow came to a house with a red light burning in front, so he

> > stepped inside. There was no one in sight and

> > nothing there but an empty bare hallway, with two doors reading "Over

> > 35" and "Under 35." He decided to be

> > truthful and entered the door that said "Over 35."

> >

> > He found himself in another empty hallway, this one with two doors

> > that read, "Over 8 inches" and "Under 8

> > inches."

> >

> > Truthful again, he went through the "Under 8 inches" door and found

> > himself in another empty hall, with two

> > more doors reading, "Once a night" and "Over 4 times a night."

> >

> > Still wanting to be truthful, he entered the door marked "Once a

> > night" and found himself back out on the street.

> >

> > The moral of this story is, "Always tell the truth and you'll never get

>screwed."