> > Rednecks

> > >

> > >  Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed away and left his

> > >  entire estate to his beloved widow? But she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

> > >

> > >  How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call

> > >    the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk

> > >    replies, "Go ahead."

 

> > >    How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?

> > >    There is dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

> > >

> > >    Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West

> > >    Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

> > >

> > >    What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama? Documentaries.

> > >

> > >    Where was the toothbrush invented?

> > >    Mississippi. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been

> >      called a teethbrush.

> > >

> > >    A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the

> > >    driver, "Got any I.D.?" "Bout wut?"

> > >

> > >    Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner

> >      gets  $3 a year for a million years.

> > >

> > >    Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Yep.

> > >    Pert' near took out the whole dang trailer park. The library was a total

> > >    loss, too. Both books -- poof! -- up in flames, and he hadn't even finished

> > >    coloring one of them.

> > >

> > >    A new law recently passed in West Virginia:

> > >    When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother and sister.