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> Rednecks
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> >
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> > Did you hear about the guy
from Alabama who passed away and left his
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> > entire estate to his beloved
widow? But she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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> >
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> > How do you know when you're
staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call
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> > the front desk and say,
"I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk
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> > replies, "Go ahead."
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> > How can you tell if a
Tennessee redneck is married?
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> > There is dried tobacco
juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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> >
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> > Did you hear that they have
raised the minimum drinking age in West
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> > Virginia to 32? It seems
they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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> >
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> > What do they call reruns of
"Hee Haw" in Alabama? Documentaries.
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> >
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> > Where was the toothbrush
invented?
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> > Mississippi. If it was
invented anywhere else, it would have been
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> called a teethbrush.
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> >
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> > A Georgia State trooper
pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the
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> > driver, "Got any
I.D.?" "Bout wut?"
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> >
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> > Did you hear about the $3
million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner
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> gets $3 a year for a
million years.
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> >
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> > Did you hear that the
governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Yep.
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> > Pert' near took out the
whole dang trailer park. The library was a total
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> > loss, too. Both books --
poof! -- up in flames, and he hadn't even finished
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> > coloring one of them.
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> >
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> > A new law recently passed
in West Virginia:
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> > When a couple gets
divorced, they're STILL brother and sister.