> > > A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to

> >audit

> > > an

> > > old rabbi.

> > >

> > > He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi , so he says,

> >"Rabbi,

> > > what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"

> > >

> > >

> > > The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once

> in a

> > > while they send us a free candle."

> > >

> > > The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"

> > >

> > > The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every

> once

> > > in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls."

> > >

> > > The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your

> > > circumcisions?"

> > >

> > > The rabbi says, "We send them to the IRS, and every once in awhile

> they

> > > send us a little prick like you."