> 1. Only in
America...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
>
> 2. Only in
America...... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
>
> 3. Only in
America...... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.
>
> 4. Only in
America...... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet
coke.
>
> 5. Only in
America...... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
>
> 6. Only in
America...... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and
put our useless junk in the garage.
>
> 7. Only in
America...... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call
waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the
first place.
>
> 8. Only in
America...... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of
eight.
>
> 9. Only in
America...... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well:
'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
>
> 10. Only
in America...... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
>
> EVER
WONDER:
>
> Why the
sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
>
> Why women
can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>
> Why don't
you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
>
> Why is
"abbreviated" such a long word?
>
> Why is it
that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start"?
>
> Why is
lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
>
> Why is the
time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
>
> Why isn't
there mouse-flavored cat food?
>
> When dog
food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
>
> Why didn't
Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
>
> Why do
they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
>
> Why don't
sheep shrink when it rains?
>
> Why are
they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
>
> If flying
is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?