Now that I'm older
(but refuse to grow up) here's what I've discovered....
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>> ONE - I started out
with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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>> TWO - My wild oats
have turned into prunes and All Bran.
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>> THREE - I finally
got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
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>> FOUR - Funny, I
don't remember being absent minded.
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>> FIVE - All reports
are in, life is now officially unfair.
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>> SIX - If all is not
lost, where is it?
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>> SEVEN - It is
easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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>> EIGHT - Some days
you are the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
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>> NINE - I wish the
buck stopped here, I sure could use a few.
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>> TEN - Kids in the
back seat cause accidents.
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>> ELEVEN - Accidents
in the back seat cause kids.
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>> TWELVE - It's hard
to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.
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>> THIRTEEN - The only
time the world beats a path to your door is when
>> you're in the
bathroom.
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>> FOURTEEN - If God
wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my
>> knees.
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>> FIFTEEN - When I'm
finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide
>> to play chess?
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>> SIXTEEN - It's not
hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.
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>> SEVENTEEN - The
only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
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>> EIGHTEEN - These
days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the
>> hereafter...I go
somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here
>> after.
>>
>> NINETEEN - I AM
UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU BEFORE OR
>> NOT