Money

It can buy a house

But not a home

It can buy a bed

But not sleep

It can buy a clock

But not time

It can buy a book

But not knowledge

It can buy you a position

But not respect

It can buy you medicine

But not health

It can buy you blood

But not life

It can buy you sex

But not love

So you see money isn't everything.

It often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you this because I'm your friend.

As your friend, I want to take away your pain and suffering.

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

CASH ONLY PLEASE