A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's
artwork.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing
God."
The teacher paused and said, "but no one knows what God
looks like."
Without
missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl
replied, "They will in a
minute."
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A
Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments
with her
5 and 6 year-olds. After explaining the commandment
"Honor thy Father and thy
mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment
that teaches us how to treat our brothers
and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown
had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?",
gasped her mother.
"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three
girls helped me
catch
him."
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her
mother do thedishes at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly noticed that her
mother had several strands of white hair
sticking out in contrast to
her brunette hair.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
your
hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do
something
wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns
white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said,
"Mommy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
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A 3-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning
home, he
breathlessly informed his mother that there were two boy
kittens and two girl kittens.
" How did you know?" his mother
asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied.
"I think it's
printed on the bottom."
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The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each
to buy a copy of the group
picture.
"Just think how nice it will be
to look at it when you are all grown up
and say: 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer', or 'That's Michael. He's
a doctor." A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead".
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A
teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now, boys, if I stood on my
head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red
in the
face." "Yes, sir," the boys said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the
ordinary
position, the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "'Cause
yer feet ain't empty."
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For
weeks, a 6-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about
the baby
brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the
mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The
6-year old was obviously impressed, but he
made no comment.
Furthermore, he stopped telling his
teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said,
"Tommy, whatever became of that baby
brother or sister you were
expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
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