Funny Funeral

A cardiac specialist died, and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front

of a huge mock-up of a heart made up of flowers.  When the pastor finished

with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their last good-byes, the

heart opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.  Just then one

of the mourners burst into laughter.

The guy next to him asked:  Why are you laughing?

I was thinking about my own funeral the man replied.

What's so funny about that?

I'm a gynecologist