Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date
or any sex in quite some time..........She was afraid she might have
something wrong, so she decided to seek the help of a medical sex
expert.........

Her doctor recommended that she see a well known Chinese sex therapist........  Dr. Chang.   
Upon entering his examination room  he said;  "O.K. take off your "crose".....The woman did as she was told.

"Now get down and 'craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room"    .......
Again the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said , "O.K. now craw reery ,reery fass back to me ".  She did.

Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, Your problem vewy, vewy bad."     You haf Ed Zachary Disease.........Worse case I ever see!      Dat why you not haf sex or  dates.

Worried, the woman asked anxiously,"Oh my, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease ??

Dr. Chang believed in being totally honest with his patients so he gave it to her straight......

"Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary Rike your ass"!!