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This Is Neal Sain - - Pray For Rain!
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10/27/04, 11:40 pm. "Swing and a ground ball, stabbed by Foulke. He has it. He underhands to first. And the Boston Red Sox are the World Champions. For the first time in 86 years, the Red Sox have won baseball's World Championship. Can you believe it?"
1. Trim Down and Tone Up with Bea Arthursize™.
2. Solemn vows about rugburns that Navy Gobs have absolutely no intentions of keeping.
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3. Why isn't "Prostrate" spelled "Prostate?" Oh, wait, now I get it. They're different words, even though I think they have the same meaning.  Well, I'll be. I guess I just never noticed that before. Okay then, thanks anyway  :-)
4. ADORABLE PUPPIES.
(Lots of them with 4 legs.)
First, Know My Spirit
Likes: Anything that reminds me of a wet Paul Lynde, God rest his merry soul!
5. Make money at home with Chemical Castration.
Ask me how!
Dislikes: Midgets on fire, cardboard underpants, phonies!
6. Movies that smell worse than a sweaty Rosie O'Donnell taking out 3-week old garbage.
Neutrals: Pointing at bread, the number 24, some circus smells.
Then, Know My Inspirations
7. Six pictures of your parents hiccupping naked.
Family: Like the Mansons, but with grimmer guitar music.
Friends: If you tremble uncontrollably when you hear the word "cram", let me hug your old heart, my new friend.
8. The Lindbergh Baby owed me money.
Memories: Home schooling, 6-fingered handshakes, plastic bed sheets, "raisons," Saint Cappy (Patron Saint of the Phlegmatic).
9. Celebrities not talking about polyps or moss.
My Motto: Rain is really just God splashing holy water out of His sitz bath.
10. People I know (partial list).
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