Taunts
Rise of Nations Taunts
1. Yes.
2. No.
3. Maybe.
4. I need food.
5. I need timber.
6. I need metal.
7. I need wealth, alright?  Wealth.
8. I need oil.
9. Ha, I need...oh yeah, knowledge.
10. Do you need resources?  Speak up boy.
11. Uh, hey dude, a little help here?
12. Hey, this noob's rushin' me.
13. Build more troops.
14. Build a wonder boy, quick.
15. Work on your economy, hmm?
16. Hey boy, work on your airforce.
17. Dude, you gotta work on your navy.
18. Wait for my signal to attack.
19.  Attack!
20. He he he, let's get 'em.
21. Guard my artillery.
22. Move troops here.
23. Grab some territory.
24. Gonna boom.
25. Gonna rush.
26. Huh, wanna ally?
27. Wanna make peace?
28. Of course you realize, this means war.
29. Pay up, or die.
30. Prepare to be crushed.
31. Who we gonna attack?
32. Uh, Wh, When shall we attack?
33. Uh, where's the enemy?
34. They got air power.
35. Ah ga ga, Ships ahoy, heh heh heh.
36. I spy... a spy.
37. Howdy hi there friends and neighbors, we got rare resources for the taking.
38. This city is goin' down.
39. Hey, check out the timer.
40. Let's set up shop.
41. Wanna bet?
42. Oh, it's on!
43. Was that supposed to hurt? Eh heh heh heh heh heh.
44. Have you fixed your little problem yet?
45. Hey, hey, good luck with that eh, heh.
46. Let me know how that works out for ya.
47. Yeah, yeah, ya know I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!  Eh, Charlie?  Ha Ha!
48. Huh, Classy.
49. Play the tutorials noob.
50. *Yawn* Wake me up when you're done.
51. Get outta my face.
52. Uh, leave me alone, ok.
53. 'Cause ya need that.
54. Is it over yet?
55. Do your parents know you're up this late?
56. You ok over there?
57. And stay out!
58. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
59. Have fun stormin' the castle.
60. Random!  Random!  Random!
61. RANDOM!  RANDOM!  RANDOM!
62. Let the game begin!
63. Dude, we know who you're going to take.  Just pick 'em and get on with it.
64. Which part of "Click in" didn't you understand?
65. What's the holdup?
66. Ahhh haaa.
67. Unh Unh Unh.
68. Ohhh.
69. Uhhh.
70. Unh!
71. We're doomed!
72. Wanna give up?
73. Victory is mine!
74. Oww!  My eye!
75. Not in the face!  Not in the face!
76. Eh, Coming.
77. Be right there.
78. On my way.
79. I'm tryin' to send some help.
80. Gotcha covered.
81. Check.
82. It shall be done.
83. Let me get right on that.
84. Heh heh heh, Sweet.
85. You da man.
86. That's what I'm talkin about.
87. Consider it taken care of.
88. Sounds like a plan.
89. Groovy.
90. Red.
91. Blue.
92. Purple.
93. Green.
94. Yellow.
95. Light blue.
96. White.
97. Orange
98. Aaaaaagh!  The humanity!
99. Let me get that for you.