What da fuck you lookin at???


That's a Knight N. Chrome. Very few even exist in this region due to the heat and humidity. But if you look long and hard enough, you can find one as you did today. This is a very rare specimen because, underneath the leather and denim, lies...yes, you guessed it... a burned throat, otherwise referred to as a "Red Neck".

My name is Roger, I'm an accountant (no, not a CPA, and yes, I dress like that at work, and , yes, as a matter of fact.. I DO realize I'm that fat !!)

Some how I managed to get married to hot lil' thing named Gina , she doesn't care a thing in the world about bikes, but she cooks a mean-assed lasagna, so I let her hang around anyway. Together we have 3 gorgeous daughters, Laci Kay-10, Misti Mae-8, and Tori-3. In other words, I haven't seen the inside of any of my bathrooms in a very long time. But the grass quit growing in the backyard for some reason, so it evens out !!

I work at the Hard Rock Cafe, and have off and on for about 10 years. For the last 2 years I've been holding group bike rides every few Sundays from there. By the way, I know how much of a bitch it is to park a motorcycle in the French Quarter, so as a public service to riders everywhere. You can park for free under the awning along side of the Hard Rock. Just come by the store entrance from the street(yes, that means you have to drive across the sidewalk), dont go through the Parking Lot entrance.It's about as safe as parking anywhere else in the quarter,maybe safer, and the best part is that you have an extra 15 bucks to drink with ! One day, Im gonna do a page that contains only complaints about french quarter parking lots and why the owners of them are such dickheads.

UPDATE
I finally quit the Hard Rock in the beginning of JUNE '00 to persue other avenues of life and form the
KNIGHTS OF CHROME
further details about the Knights Of Chrome to come soon.


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