Blew
(VERSE 1)
Oh, if you wouldn't mind I would like to blew
And if you wouldn't mind I would like to lose
So if you wouldn't care I would like to leave
And if you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe
(CHORUS)
Is there another reason for your stain
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain
Here is another word that rhymes with shame
VERSE 1
CHORUS
SOLO
CHORUS
You could do anything(8x)
Floyd the Barber
Hello toilet trained, "Come on in."
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in the chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face
(CHORUS)
I was shaved
And I was shaved
And I was shamed
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips
CHORUS
SOLO
Uhh(2x)
I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Aunt Bea's muff
CHORUS
About a Girl
(VERSE 1)
I need an easy friend
I do... with an ear to lend
I do... think you fit this shoe
I do... but you have a clue
(CHORUS)
I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night for free
I'm standing in your line
I do... hope you have the time
I do... pick a number too
I do... keep a date with you
CHORUS
SOLO
VERSE 1
CHORUS
Oh, I can't see you every night...for free
I do...(4x)
School
(VERSE)
Won't you believe it
It's just my luck(4x)
(CHORUS)
No recess(3x)
VERSE
CHORUS
SOLO
You're in high school again(8x)
No recess(7x)
Love Buzz
(VERSE)
Would you believe me when I tell you
You're the queen of my heart
Please don't deceive me when I hurt you
Just ain't the way it seems
(CHORUS)
Can you feel my love buzz(4x)
SOLO 1
VERSE
CHORUS
SOLO 2
pssst... yeah(2x)
Love buzz(4x)
Ahhhhh
Paper Cuts
At my feeding time
She pushes food through the door
I crawl towards the cracks of light
Sometimes I can't find my way
Newspapers spread around
Soaking all that they can
A cleaning is due again
A good hosing down
The lady whom I feel maternal love for
Cannot look me in the eyes
But I see hers and they are blue
And they cock and twist and masturbate
Ahhhhh...
I'd save some(3x)
Nirvana(6x)
Black windows of paint
I scratch with my nails
I see others just like me
Why do they not try to escape
They bring out the older ones
They pointed my way
They come with the flashing lights
And take my family away
And very later I have learned to
Accept some friends of ridicule
My whole existence is for your amusement
And that is why I'm here with you
Ow...to take me with your right
Nirvana(8x)
Negative Creep
This is out of our range(3x)
And it's grown
This is getting to be(3x)
Drone
I'm a negative creep(3x)
And I'm stoned
I'm a negative creep(3x)
And ohhhh... ohhh...
(CHORUS)
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more(6x)
This is out of our range(3x)
And it's grown
This is getting to be(3x)
Like drone
I'm a negative creep(3x)
And I'm stoned
I'm a negative creep(3x)
And ahhhh... ahhhh...
CHORUS
Yeah
Drone
Stoned
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more(13x)
Scoff
(VERSE)
In my eyes, I'm not lazy
In my face, It's not over
In your room, I'm not older
In your eyes, I'm not worth it
Gimme back my alcohol(6x)
Now gimmie back(3x)
Give me all your...(6x)
VERSE
Gimmie back my alcohol(6x)
Now gimmie back(3x)
CHORUS
Yeah...
SOLO
VERSE
Gimmie back my alcohol(6x)
Now gimmie back(3x)
CHORUS
Ahhhh... Ohhh...
Swap Meet
(VERSE)
They lead a lifestyle that is comfortable
They travel far to keep their stomachs full
They make a living off of arts and crafts
The kind with seashells, driftwood, and burlap
They make a deal when they come to town
The Sunday swap meet is a battle ground
She loves him more than he will ever know
He loves her more than he will ever show
(CHORUS)
Keeps his cigarettes close to his heart
Keeps her photographs close to her heart
Keep the bitterness close to the heart
VERSE
CHORUS
SOLO
VERSE
CHORUS
Mr. Moustache
(VERSE)
Fill me in on your new vision
Wake me up with indecision
Help me trust your mighty wisdom
Yes I eat cow, I am not proud
Show me how you question, question
Lead the way to my temptations
Take my hand and give it cleaning
As I eat cow, I am not proud
(CHORUS)
Easy in an easychair
Poop as hard as rock
I don't like you anyway
Seal it in a box
I'm new(2x)
VERSE
CHORUS
I'm new(4x)
Ahhh....
Sifting
Afraid to grade
Wouldn't it be fun
Cross, self-loss
Wouldn't it be fun
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun
Some fear none
Wouldn't it be fun
(CHORUS)
Your eyes... Teacher said(3x)
Teacher said... Preacher said
"Don't have nothing for you"(7x)
Spell the smell
Wouldn't it be fun
Search for a church
Wouldn't it be fun
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun
Cold and coals
Wouldn't it be fun
CHORUS
"Don't have nothing for you"(7x)
SOLO
"Don't have nothing for you"(9x)
Big Cheese
Big cheese Make me
Mine says, "Go to the office"
Big cheese Make me
Mine says, "What'd I say?"
Black is black, no trading back
We were enemies
Sure you are, what am I
We were enemies
Big lies Make my
Mine says, "Go to the office"
Big cheese Make me
Message? What is it?
(CHORUS 2)
Black is black, no trading back
We were enemies
She is glue, how about you?
SOLO
Woo..
Big Cheese Make me
Mine says, "Go to the office"
Big Cheese Make me
Mine says, "What the la"
CHORUS 2
SOLO 2
Black is black, no trading back
We were enemies
Sure you are, what am I
We were enemies
She is glue, how about you
Sure you are, what am I
Ohhhhh, nice
Downer
Butchered sincerity, act out of loyalty
Defend your true country, wish away pain
Hand out lobotomies, to save little families
Surrealistic fantasy, bland, boring, plain
(CHORUS)
Hold me down in restitution
Living out your day of fusion
Is the whole fleece, shun in bastard
Don't feel guilty, master writing
Somebody says that they're not much like I am
I know I can
Make enough of the words You go along
And sing your song
Sickening pessimists, hypocrite master
Conservative communists, apocalyptic bastards
Thank you, dear God for putting me on this Earth
I feel very privileged in debt for my thirst
CHORUS
Doubt it