| Ahhh...yet another person was lured into my world domination headquarters. how pleasant *evil chuckle*. Before u say anything, i am not mad, i just know what i want. anyway, here we go. the plan is as follows: i am queen and everyone will adore me. I will kill anyone standing in my way and then, soon i shall be the Queen of this petty world, oh happy day oh happy day, when mel walked..lalal(sing to 'oh happy day') now now children, lets not fight about who can be the second in command, i already appointed my dear friend nibblykins. oh and the place for my male friend who is 'in touch with his feminine side' friend is also taken, and the spot of unwanted sibling, and the spot for top dog, dear dudi, nibsters dog, who really should be mine. |
| To read what unimportant stuff my second in command has to say, click here |
| ~ * Welcome to my World Domination Headquarters*~ |
| Anyway, now my dear people, if u want to get on my good side, u know, the chocolate side, strawberry laces and all included, then maybe u should try answering some of my great questions which are (in my mind) a few of life's great mysteries: -why are most boys pricks -why do the ppl u fancy never fancy u -why are gay boys always so attractive -what is it about mop heads tht makes them so downright sexy now my dear followers, if u can answer each of these questions to my satisfaction, are really hot and male, then i love u. if u happen to be female, hot or not then i will spare ur life and not kill u. i might even employ u as someone in my 'regime' or...well, i guess u could call it a dictatorship. |
| Now now..i was just debating wether to do some self promoting or not, and i decided to do so. if u are a male, 16 or above, and not a total prick or gay, then please love me,hehe. poor little mislead me.anyway, i thought i would let u all know a bit about me. i am immature, misanthropic, sarcastic, ironic, cynical, pessimistic,sardonic and bitter.and im darn proud of it too. If u have any further suggestions, just let me know. |
| !!LINKS!! well, well. here are some great links to other pages on my website. How to be my perfect boyfriend My faceparty profile My online diary |
| Oh and btw, (this is important) I Am Not Incredibly Unhappy. I am not unhappy at all. if you ever do meet me (which i very much doubt u will unless ure one of my friends) u will realize tht i laugh,smile,giggle and joke around far too much. so basically, i am not particularly miserable,depressed or whatever. i just have my moments...like evryone does. and if u dont like how i am then why are u still here... apart from tht i hope u all enjoy my site seeing as a lot of could-be-social-time had to be used for this. |
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| Ok, so a lot of this stuff is very old indeed, I believe I started This site about 2 years ago. Now, Two years on, almost an adult (harhar as if), two piercings and lots of bleach later, I am here again, working on my website since once again I am utterly Heartbroken. My bf who i had been going out with for almost a year refused to take me back after i dumped him (it was a biiiig mistake) because he wanted to be single. basically, he fancied someone else and i just wasn't quite good enough. So, the whole story will unfold, you just have to keep reading. |