Car Joke 


A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 1997
Turbo BeepBeep.  It is the fastest and most expensive car in the world, and
it costs him $500,000.  He takes it out for a spin and, while doing so,stops 
for a red light.  An old man on a moped, both looking about 90 years old, 
pulls up next to him.

The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What
kind of car ya got there, sonny?" 

The dude replies, "A 1997 Turbo BeepBeep. They cost $500,000!" 

"That's a lotta money!" says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?"

"'Cause this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.

The old man asks, "Can I take a look inside?"   "Sure," replies the owner.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back
on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, alright!" 

Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what his
car can do.  He floors it, and within 15 seconds the speedometer reads 320.
Suddenly, the guy notices a dot in his rear view mirror.  It seems to be
getting closer!

Whhhoooooooooossssshhhhhh!  Something whips by him!  Going maybe 3 times as 
fast!

The guy pulls over to the side of the road, totally confused, and wonders
what on earth could be going faster than his Turbo BeepBeep!  Then, up ahead
of him, he sees a dot coming towards him like a bat out of hell! 

Whhooooooooooosshhh!  It goes by again and it sort of looks like the old man 
on the moped!  'That couldn't be',  the guy thinks.  How could a moped outrun 
a Turbo BeepBeep?  Again, he sees a dot coming towards him in his rear view
mirror!

WhooooooooshhhhhhhhKa-BlaMMMMM!  It plows into the back of his car, 
demolishing the rear end.

The guy jumps out, and be damned if it isn't  the old man!  Of course, the
moped is smashed all over the place and the old man is hurtin' for certain.
The guy runs up to the dying old man and asks "You're hurt bad!  Is there
anything I can do for you?"

The old man replies "Yeah - unhook my suspenders from your side-view 
mirror!"


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