I'm With Stupid

You know your Pain when.....

� You see red white and blue and automatically think of the American flag (although several countires have used those colors hundreds or years before us)
� When someone does't stand up for the pledge of alligence, you automatically take them off your potential friends list, even if they didn't stand because of their religion
� You use 9/11 as an excuse for EVERYTHING
� You use the word "terrorist" all the time
� When President George W Bush is on TV you MUST see it and everyone MUST be quiet so you can hear
� When ever you hear the pledge of alligence, even if your changing or eating you automaticaly drop everything and rise
� You lost your mind and money at stores who started selling American flags, GO USA t-shirts after 9/11. After all you HAD to show your support.
� On memorial day you don't celebrate with a barbecue like everybody else does, you watch specials on the people that fought for your country
� You automatically think anyone that's NOT from America sucks
� If it puts America or the president in question, you automatically DON'T believe it without even checking it out
� When you write a report on your hero, chances are it's an America president or General
� You prefer country over rock and roll
� It doesn't matter what the wars about, you trust it even if you don't know why it's happening...AMERICA CAN DO NO WRONG!
� You think anyone who's a liberal should be deported
� You walk around America thinking your invincible, YOUR COUNTRY WILL PROTECT YOU, you have no to reason to worry
� You constantly forget about the constitution stating "free speech" anyone who doesn't back America should be harassed
� You blindly follow and support the president not matter what
� You boo a liberal before they even say a word.

A more brutal description...

� Your largest word is "hippie" second biggest is "gun"
� Your an ignorant red necked sexist, homophobic, xenophobic shit
� Your fat & you wear base ball caps and wife beaters and your most popular English word is "y'all"
� You enjoy Americas Porn, graphicly violent movies and very American junk food....GO POTATO CHIPS!
� You have this insane grudge against indians
� You think every other country is rual, dirty and poor
� You like to shoot poor innocent animals that can't reason but can suffer...FOR FUN

� You think everyone is a socialist Canadian commie out to get you and all nations hate the USA

If this is you, I suggest you GET A LIFE