Title: Rescue on Naboo.

Author: Master Tashina Sedai

Rating: G I guess, not too good at this

Warnings: hmm, spoilers for TPM perhaps, allthough I can't see how anyone would bne here if they haven't seen it...

Note: I got yelled at so I hit the muse and all the other bunnies that were trying to eat my hands until I could write this. This is the first part of the series that I'm trying to write.

Note #2: this is AU, very AU. TPM happened, except 'that scene' didn't, this will be elaborated if I ever write the rest of this... Importantly, Anakin still became Obi-wan's padawan after he was knighted and Naath was Qui-gon's padawan, again you will have to read the rest of the series, when I write it, to find out anything interesting... (This is me being annoying like Lucas, te he). Also, the entire series will be posted, in order onto my web site when I get around to it (most bits will be put up when they are written).

Disclaimer: I am not now, nor to the best of my knowledge have ever been George Lucas. If I was I would be rich and famous and wouldn't be writing this, also I would be old and male and I'm not. Please don't sue, you already got all my money from merchandising...

Note: Another snippet from Star Wars, this is the first thing I did, form Star War's POV of course, from my POV that's a bit more confused.

Qui-gon ran to face the Sith as soon as the energy fields cycled...

The fight was hard, never had he had to fight an opponent like this before, even Xanatos had not been this hard to beat, at least not physically...

The Sith moved in for the killing stroke, Qui-gon knew he could do nothing...

Obi-wan was frozen, he could not even scream...

Out of nowhere there was a third person in the room, a sword that seemed to be glass flashed up and caught the Sith's blade, the energy fields cycled and Obi-wan rushed in, to cut the Sith in half with his own 'saber.

The energy of the battle fading, the two Jedi turned to look at the newcomer. She, definitely female, was short and looked unimpressive, her long hair was dyed, badly, red and her eyes showed nothing. In her hands she held the strange sword, seeming confidant about that at least.

"Who and what are you and what do you want?"

"Not even any thanks for the woman who saved your life Master Jinn. Very well, my name is M'lisilinaath Aes Sedai, call me Naath, it's easier. I'm Ridradegorn, allthough that probably doesn't mean anything to you. I came here to save your life, I don't expect payment."

"That tells us nothing"

"I answered your master's question padawan Kenobi, perhaps you might rephrase it, if there is something you want to know."

"What is your price?"

"I said Master Jinn that I have no price and I meant it. If you would wish to reward me the only thing that I would want would be to be trained as your padawan, I am somewhat a collector of knowledge and skills."

"But you're..."

"35, yes, I know but I have trained in other disciplines before, I can handle what you call the force..."

"I would have said 16." Obi-wan said rather vaguely.

"A shrewd judge, Kenobi, most do not think me that young. My species, this is hard to say in words, live outside of time, physically I am 16, in experience I am about 35."

"But Anakin..."

"Is fated to be Obi-wan's padawan, not yours."

"..."

"!"

"And what of you. You seem to know us, but we know nothing of you."

"What is there to tell, I'm strong with what you call the force, I'm intelligent but I have no common sense, I'm loud and rude and impertinent, without the force I have zero co-ordination, I have an evil temper, which I try to control, I'm messy...oh, and I crash spaceships, a lot.

"Right"

"You _will_ take me as you're padawan" she waved her hand in front of Qui-gon."

"I will...? What?"

"Bugger, nearly worked to!"

"Perhaps, given that demonstration, I should, you would be an asset to the order, but as a Sith..."

"And believe me I would."

"And leave me with Anakin 'Yippee' Skywalker" Obi-wan looked dejected.

"The council..."

"Can be manipulated."

" Just how do you intend to do that?"

"I'll have to think about it, but I swear, I'll find a way..."

"Hmm"

"Your sword..."

"What about he sword Obi-wan?"

"Well, what is it?"

"Just something I borrowed from a friend, well not exactly borrowed, but I'll give it back, he'll never know."

"What is it?"

"It's a sword" said with exaggerated slowness

"No it's not, it's glass."

"It's a sword, but not a sword" Now Qui-Gon was staring at it.

"It's, odd"

"It's supposed to be odd. It's not supposed to be used as a sword really, but then I don't have a 'saber, so I had to find something else."

At that point Anakin ran up.

"Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

"What?" Obi-Wan struggled to hide his annoyance with his soon to be padawan.

"I blew up the droid control ship."

"I told you to stay in the cockpit."

"I did."

"Hmm."

"Really, I did, and I blew up the droid control ship."

"You said." Obi-Wan was obviously dreading being this boy's Master.

Fin (for now)

So there it is, an introduction to the series. Yell if you like it, or if you don't, my muse is starving. And I can't improve unless you tell me what I'm doing wrong.