Mr. Ted's Day Out

it was a spring day, so pete decided to take me to the park!! it was a quiet sunday afternoon, and as i had no celebrity events to attend i thought it might do me good. we decided it would be nice to feed the geese but nothing is ever simple with pete!! he forgot the bread!! there was only one thing to do. whilst pete distracted passers by with his orangutan impression i climbed into the bin looking for sandwiches.

being quite small, no-body had noticed and managed to find quite a bit of food for the geese!! here you can see me about to feed the geese!! believe me, they were VERY hungry. as soon as i sat down the geese were swarming towards me!! as i'm quite small, i found them quite intimidating!! i looked around for pete but he had wandered off still doing his orangutan impression!! honestly, that boy sometimes!!!

i thought that i would be alright and that pete would be back soon, but how wrong could i be!?!? one goose, who had obviously fallen out with the others sneaked up behind me. not content with stealing stray bits of bread when my back was turned, he spied the big piece i had in my paw!!

before i knew what was happening, he had grabbed me in his beak and tossed me in the air!! it was obvious to see why he didn't get on with the other geese!! i managed to grab hold of a tree branch and climb onto it for my own safety. i had to stay there for 3 whole minutes till pete regained his sanity and came back!!

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