PLEASE NOTE: There will be no preference to any band member here, they will all get the micky taken out of them as I see fit. If I make any insulting comments then I apologise but please try to remember that I'm always only joking and love all of the guys to bits really! Here goes:
"Keith realises with barely concealed annoyance that Karl's superglue prank means that he may never play guitar again..."
"Karl is horrified to discover just how friendly Peter really is..."
"Backstage, Peter astounds everyone (except Keith, that is) by showing them his World-Famous Mick Jagger Impression!"
"Keith, Peter, Lek and Bean discover to their abject horror that their invisible girlfriends are indeed one and the same person..."
"Peter vows never to read Karl's dirty magazines again!"
"KEITH: 'No, REALLY, we're just playing hide and seek. We didn't know these ladies were behind the curtain! Honest!'"
"Karl does a striptease the wrong way round!"
Spemmy, do stand up, you're hurting my head...!