The Sailor Scouts

Every Day Every Year

Dear Diary,

My sisters are in the Sailor Moon Scouts, satan-worshipping bitches sacrificing small mammals and having lesbian orgies.  They have their secret place deep in the wood where they take their leader's dog and give it oral sex.  I saw them do this.  Then they tried to burn it alive when it escaped and attempted to tell a police. When they found out the police couldn't understand the dog they left.  I tried to rescue it, but they returned to get it.  I followed them and saw them give it rabies by biting it.  They renamed him Snoopy and let him roam free.  No one died because it was hit by a car, but he was rabid, I'm not lying.  The sailor scouts scare me because they are both pee my pants scary and cum my pants sexy.  I once vainly tried to lift up their skirts for a little sucky sucky while they slept but they snore very loudly and that is such a turn-off.  My doctor says that that is what probably led me to my alternative lifestyle...... Anyways if you want to try, e-mail me for directions to my house.

Random Fact : if you go to Sailor Scouts Crystal Kingdom you'll see their official website (everyone's on lately). It's full of lies.  They deny the sacrifices and the rampant orgies and put on a clean appearance.  Of course you and me know it's all fake.  Kind of like how the Klu Klux Klan said they were a pro-white group, not an anti-anything.  Don't believe everything you read, except on this site.

poor bastard - this could be you, or me