Mr. Humphrey's Council of Doom!!
These are the most respected of my forces. Click to go to their pages and support them. If you are interested in joining the Council of Doom, mail me or sign the guestbook, telling me what you have to offer an army as vast as my own.
The Beef/Cheese Log Jackie Finch is wacky and she will destroy you!!
The Jixby Phillips Page-o-Fun Jixby is funny and he will destroy you!!
John Shaft Shaft is a badass and he will destroy you!!
bObS bAnAnA tReE bob is great and he will destroy you!!
Christmas in July Holly is cool and she will destroy you!!
Fork-Lift Land the Fork-Lift Sensei is cool and he will destroy you!!
BoBo's Movie Reviews BoBo is creazzzy man and he and his doctor will destroy you!!
seminifrious tubloidial buttnoids Brice is zany and he will destroy you!
The World of Vocephus Raphael is...hell I don't know any more synonyms for crazy. BUT HE WILL DESTROY YOU!!
...and then there's Becca, Zeke, Mr. T and the B-Team, and Stephanie the evil Raffi imposter, who don't have pages (yet).
Council News
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January 27, 2001
I updated this section. This is the only update to this page though. So, uh, news...well, Mr. Humphrey's still dead. I haven't been to this page in a few months. I just wanted to check if there's any gay shit I may have left on here, like the stuff about that loser that calls himself GeraldFord. But no. None. God that guy was a loser. I would link his page so you could see how much he was hanging off my balls on it, but I forgot where it was. Unoriginality on the internet pisses me off. (I got that from Robot Frank.)
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