This website rated R for strong horror violence, gore, filthy language, some sexual content and brief alchol use (*hic*). No nudity here though. Just be thankful. Otherwise, it's just GROOVY, baby.

Restricted-Under 17 requires accompanying parent, adult guardian (age varies in some locations) or a dozen donuts. This signifies that the Canadian Government has concluded that this website contains some pretty weird stuff. Visitors are urged to learn more about pizza and beer as an alternative to tofu and Snapple before taking their children to see this website. An R may be assigned due to, among other things, a general lack of good taste. It's TRUE!

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