Some Identity Trouble

MrDNA> Q, dave, mamabear: back me up on this one... i'm the non-famous version of jack black

<MrDNA> wow. i really AM El Guapo

<HyperKinetic> Am gingerbread maaaaan

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<Ka`Leo> Redneck credo : Either shoot it, stuff it or marry it.

<HyperKinetic>  If you collect Euros from all twelve participating nations, they combine into SuperMechaEuro with Kung-Fu Grip

<pip-luvs-scifi> all u guys are really strange

* FarDareisMai watches the steam rise from TEC's head

* DrSandor does his Fran Drescher impression: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

<FarDareisMai> a woman I knew used to blow lightly in her daughter's face until one day, at the market they were in line and her daughter was nagging and nagging and finally screamed out "MOMMY BLOW ME!"

<Sqrrl> what you need is a Sugar Mamma

<Hoggle> brits dont have porn... just benny hill

<LeCygne> Breathing is a major cause of death. Very few people die who haven't breathed

<HyperKinetic> Must... kick... Spi's... arse

* Spiral5 gets his fat white ass DOWN

<Manny> O JOYOUS TIDINGS!
* Manny found DOUBLE STUFF OREOS!

<Vampsteroonie> take my testicle

<Manny> I felt very special, also...when the little pyramid was first undug and we have the close up...I actually said "EYE OF HORUS!" before any of the dialogue there :) that made me feel cool
<Manny> kind of nerdy, but cool

TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL

<Mote> Chi Got tortured.
<Spiral5> mote, too bad she didn't get KEEEEEEEELED

<Ka`Leo> Brad Pitt's commentary on Oceans Eleven is very intelligent
<jay> pity the movie wasnt

<Mote> Ironing is against my religion... I think there is even a passage in the bible that says "Yea tho I have no creases, I shall walk into the valley of wrinkles."
<Mote> I think
<Mote> Something like that
<Mote> Im paraphrasing
<Ramses> lol Mote
<Trinity> LOL, MOte
<Ramses> There actually is a Valley of the Shadow of Death....
<Ramses> It's in Jordan, the Holy Land
<Mote> Is it in TexaS?
<Trinity> is it wrinkled?
<PunkOMama> 13 LOL mote!
<Ramses> it's very scary looking
<lucien> in texas...lol
<Ramses> ....you can also see it on Mote's arse
<Ramses> it's tatooed there
<CACTUS-TEC-151> wow seems like a place my lair would be then
* CACTUS-TEC-151 starts to buy some death realistate
<Trinity> are you sure it's a tatoo? Maybe it's an iron-on
<Ramses> iron-on probably

<lucien> maybe its a cattle brand?

<CACTUS-TEC-151> blah stupid boyscouts
<CACTUS-TEC-151> they dont even teach explosvies !!!
<pip-luvs-scifi> lol
<pip-luvs-scifi> what?
<Trinity> funny...they do in GIRL Scouts

<Rehanna> Who's hot and wet?
<aangelhart> MOte
* Mote smiles
* MrDNA looks at reh
<MrDNA> could be you, if you say the word ;)

<ChiDoll> that last fart tonite was... awful... LOL
<Mortaneous> that's a chug the glass
* PhantMan scrolls up
<PhantMan> ah
<Mortaneous> Chi.. that wasn't just a fart the last time

Karl IS Scifi

*** KarlSCIFI has joined #Farscape
*** KarlSCIFI sets mode: +o KarlSCIFI
<Mote> Heyas Karl
<KarlSCIFI> how is it going this evening?
<Mote> Karl- just in to grease the hamster wheel?
<bgscapefan> Hi Karl
<KarlSCIFI> lol
<Mote> *wink
<WITGOB> hamster wheel?
<Mote> We are sure the server is run by a hamster in a wheel WIT
<WITGOB> I've been away longer than I thought
<KarlSCIFI> just poking my head -- making sure this thing is still running
<WITGOB> Curiosity makes the bloke puke
<KarlSCIFI> gotta feed that hampster once and a while
<WITGOB> LOL Mote
<Mote> lol Well we appreciate that Karl
<Mote> Are you 'on call' if it goes kaput?
<KarlSCIFI> yeah -- and if i can't fix it, i get to ruin other people's night
<Mote> hehe
* Mote would hate to see the hamster graveyard behind the building
<WITGOB> Karl - you sadist ;-)
<KarlSCIFI> it's a macabe sight, i tell you

AND Finally...

<Mote> Ohh ChiDoll- I started my own little sorry version of a quotes page- but since you spend so much time lurkin these days yer not on it yet- so say something funny.
<ChiDoll> oh great! put on the pressure and i go blank! LOL

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