Another Night Of Pornish Discussions, and other things, too.

* lost drops to his knees and pumps fist
<Mote> hey, stop pumping that thing in here, didnt your mother tell you you'd go blind?
<lost> pumping=blind?
* lost is puzzled
<MrBlond> man, you weren't kidding when you took the name lost were you lost?

<DocObvious> You know how some people get stoned only every once in a great while? That's how often i'm not stoned.

<Hoggle> umm.. time in a bottle.. and.. umm.. thats about it?
<Mote> Some kind of crack smoker I think Hoggle

<Mote> yes, the secret fortress would rock. I shall call it 'Fortress of Solitude.' Unless I have company, in which it shall be called 'The fortress of Solitude, asides from now when Im not being all that solitary'
<Mote> Catchy huh?

* Ash42 rubs the lucky stump before steppin out on stage
<MrDNA> ash, if you do that ON stage, you might draw a bigger crowd...

<justRed-dammit> OH DEAR GOD SPI.... HE'S CALLED UPON..... DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN.... ....... THE ROTO ROOTER MAN!!!! you're doomed... DOOMED, i tell ya!
<Mote> The roto rooter man does enimas? Wow, that guy is into every pipe imagineable.
<codeaddict> and Red... someone wants to clean Spi's pipes?
<codeaddict> ;) ROFL
<Shadow`Gryphon> LMAO!
<codeaddict> OMG Mote ^5
<Mote> GAH Code ^5

<MrDNA> what's this about my pipes?
<Mote> codeaddict says she wants to clean your pipes
<Mote> the old fasioned way
<codeaddict> I didn't SAY that
<AerynScully> And something about sticking a sail up your ass
<MrDNA> with a toilet snake?

<codeaddict> that depends Mote.. how IS your handle ;)
<Mote> Right where I left it code.
<Mote> On the cupboard

* Dawg is ashamed that he still knows the names of all 4 Teletubbies.

<Rowen> Yoyo Gryph.
<Shadow`Gryphon> no ... just plain Gryph =)
<franscape> awwww not the new and improved yoyo version?
<Shadow`Gryphon>I'd look awfully funny with a long string tied around my middle LOL

<Mote> Hey Kink, you know, if you ever get pissed off at me, theres something you could do to get back at me that I hate
<Mote> You could flash me your boobies
<Mote> I hate that

<Bandit69> my first dog's name was Sampson...and i shoulda known better...cuz the first time we had him groomed....he got all lazy and stuff

<Motemeal> Personally, I find it hard to take porn seriously when they start uttering their wacky dialogue.
<Hoggle> call me a romantic.. but i find the pre-coital banter if done well can be very rewarding.. such as this brilliant peice "im sorry mr delivery man, i dont have a tip for you.." "oh, thats alright.. ive got my own tip..*zippp...*" (insert bass riff)

(The Night Of The Porn Names)

Starring Mote as "Brock Savage" Kink as "Stormy Oneil" Kilna as "Brick Shaft" FarDareisMy as "BabyD" Bandit as "Tricky Dick" and Less and RAVEN as... LESS and Raven? (*All Snippets Cleverly edited for content*)

<BrockSavage> "Hi, Im Brock Savage. I'm here about your... plumbing.... let's go inspect the... pipe... shall we?"
<Raven> it appears its blocked mr savage it needs something stuffing in it
<BrockSavage> yep ;)

<TrickyDick> "hello...UPS...i've got something foooor yoooouuuu"
<StormyONeil> OMG on the bed?

* BrickShaft dresses as a handsome, but lonesome mechanic
<less> lol got your tools handy there brick?

<BrockSavage> "I'm Brock Savage... MD.... I seem to have misplaced my tongue depressors... let's see if we can find ... something else.. to use."
<less> brock i have an appointment to see you now!
<BrockSavage> "Nurse, I need an extra pair of hands with the patient... better bring the latex gloves... we need to do some ... probing."

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