<MrDNA> "have you ever been liberated, colonel?" "i've been divorced four times. does that count?" "yes."

<Quasadu> well my gf is asking me if i want to... well... uhm... i gotta go... later folks
<MrDNA> GO Q!
<MrDNA> nite man
* Quasadu (quasadu@miqw.qtoj.bzhe.dknr.this.chat.server) Quit ((signed off))
<Mote> Quas, Later, see ya in 3 minutes :P
<Bandit69> ¤ Laughing Out Loud ¤
<Mote> oops he missed it
<MrDNA> i'm surprised he wasn't back in time to see it, mote...
<MrDNA> bandit0, feel free to tell him THAT
<Bandit69> LOL!
<Bandit69> i shall

<Mote> Man, someone lets their kids near Martha StewarT? Thats like telling your kids to sick their hands in the food processor
<SorlkLewis> actually, she even "fluffed" my father, she's so compulsive (it was a Robin Hoodesque theme party, at which my father and sister were preforming)
* DrSandor dies laughing
<MrDNA> ...
<MrDNA> omg
<Mote> She fluffed your dad?
<DrSandor> I'm sorry SL - that has a double meaning
<Bloodwynd> LOL
<MrDNA> doc, mote, blood...
* DrSandor 's eyes are watering
<SorlkLewis> His shirt collar, Yes, Mote
<Mote> I think Im gonna HURL
<MrDNA> join me in RIOTOUS LAUGHTER
<DrSandor> ROFL!!!!!!
* Mote is hurting on the inside
<SorlkLewis> Mote: he almost did, lol
<Mote> this is too much
<DrSandor> Poor SL! I'm sorry!
<SorlkLewis> Poor me? WHY? I'm glad he suffered at Martha's fluffing <g>
* humansRsuperior takes some breaths
<DrSandor> OK - I'm OK now... whew!
<MrDNA> humans, is it possible for a man to give himself a hernia from laughing too hard?
* SorlkLewis is glad she remembered the Martha incident, afterall... <snerk>
<DrSandor> SL - I seriously hope you *don't* know what we're laughing about, to be honest! ;-)
<Mote> Martha stewar: Fluff Queen.
<DrSandor> LOL!!!!!
<MrDNA> ROFLMAO
<SorlkLewis> Doc: I do, which makes it all that more funny to me, lol
<Mote> Next on Martha Stewart living... Oh I cant... sorry
<DrSandor> lol!
<MrDNA> dammit!
<DrSandor> DO IT Mote! DO IT!
<MrDNA> give in, mote

<LaLa¤> so who wants to go to NY and make it big with me?
<Mote> Make what Big?
<LaLa¤> your penis?
<Legato> lol
<Atika> ROFL!
<Mote> Lol LaLa¤!
<Shadow`Gryphon> I saw THAT coming
<icegoddess> !.!
<LaLa¤> I planned it days in advance

<Legato> It makes me want to get a BJ right now I might have to pay for it.
<Mote> Pray for it?
<Mote> I wouldnt feel comfortable asking God for a BJ... I mean, Im sure he has better things to do...
<Mote> creating universes and all that

<Legato> BBL Gotta get some P***Y from the girl next door.
<J-Yo> That means he's gonna play with himself while looking in her window from the bushes outside.

<Corsair15> My god... vanilla icecreme + orange soda = SEEING GOD
<FarDareisMai> Cors . . . I have one thing to say . . . you obviously haven't had sex yet

* FarDareisMai buys hers at bestbuy.com
<FarDareisMai> I've found the best prices there
<Ash42> FDM is buying women at bestbuy.com?! whoa

<DoctorRock> we as man, can use a tool to build a machine
<DoctorRock> machine
<T`rina> good for you. we, as woman can tell our man to use the machine to mow the lawn

<illusion> I am the only person u will ever know like ME
<Shadow`Gryphon> thank God for small favors

<Mote> I wonder about Porn stars sometimes. If they go home and their parents ask them how work is going... then tell them how proud they are. Inviting over neighbors to watch videos of their kids at work... "Thats My BOY!"
<Shadow`Gryphon> " See that penis?! he gets it from MY side of the family"
<Shadow`Gryphon> LOL
<Mote> lol
<Mote> just so long as its not the mother who says that lol

<Shadow`Gryphon> oh shit ! ... my snakes got loose
<One> gryph, thats supposed to stay in yer trousers in public