<Hoggle> "half haste helps, but whole haste hinders" "woah, she just said butthole!"

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<Dusk> Heyas BillFrug
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<Dusk> ok fine. Dont talk to me. See if I care!
<Dusk> Good riddince!
<Dusk> Wait...
<Dusk> BillFrug...
<Dusk> Whoever you are
<Dusk> COMEBACK
<Dusk> I MISS YOU
<Dusk> :P
<Dusk> And Im never ... going to dance again billfrug... guilty feet HAVE got no rythm
<Dusk> No. Im never going to dance again. the way I dance with BillFrug.

<Vampsteroonie> dude, dont take this the wrong way, but my sense of humour, being a british sense of humour, is WAY different than an american sense of humour
<bg> Ah, yes. The refined comedy of Benny Hill. =D

<DoctorRock> three men burst in to the room and produced hadnguns only to stick them in my face
<DoctorRock> due to my unending days of training in such situations there was no thoght involved, indeed it was almost purely reflexive, I grasped the automatic weapon from under my char and sprayed them all with lead
<Mote> yeah, thats realistic
<Rexisadog> yeah Rock those Jehoviah Witnesses are a tough lot
<DoctorRock> who were these dead men
<DoctorRock> I didnt care
<Mote> Maybe you could have checked their wallets

<MOONKISSED> OH look if i answer all my spam email i can build myself the perfect man

<Mote> I dont want to know what mayo is in relation to god, but I just hope there arent little fetal dieties in my belly
<MrDNA> lolol
<MrDNA> mote swallows >=)
<Mote> Lol spi
<Mote> All good girls do
<Mote> :P
<MrDNA> ROFLMAO!

<Mote> T3... This time, he's Geriatric. and HE's MAD as hell. that those kids are on his lawn. And stamps cost ... he cant remember, but he remembers when they were a nickle.
<Copperblue> Fueld by Geritol, Arnold is back. And he needs a hip replacement surgery.
<Hoggle> turn down your music if you want to live!...
<DayTalker> This time he doesn't say "I'll be back.", he says "My back! Oww!"
<sundance> "John O'Connell, it's time....to turn that music down."

<codeaddict> btw why are all the extremely hot SEXY men I meet around here Gay? WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!
<Ash42> codey, because you're mixing up your gaydar with regular radar?

<Sidhesong> Hoggle....you are Not nice
<Hoggle> thats what that old lady said as i was pushing her down the steps

<codeaddict> DD would marry anyone who gave her an unlimited supply of Chocolate Milk
<Mote> Well, what do I get for a gallon of chocolate milk?
<AerynScully> Mote, PM .. im not allowed to say blow job in public.

<Rexisadog> looks for a soft lap
* Mote thought about it for a second to keep rex off his lap, but decided that saying 'makes his lap hard' would get too much torment

<Daxazrael> you get tired of cooking the same old way
<Hoggle> dax.. you need to set it.. and forget it..

<Hoggle> i cant see how people eat raw oysers.. blaaargh..
<FarDareisMai> Hoggle: oysters rock!
<Hoggle> there is a reason they put those things locked up in a shell at the bottom of the sea far..

<Mote> Raven, have you seen the glory and mastery that is bundled in the guise of one QVC pimped musical whore named "ESTEBAN?"
<yzxxyy> lol mote
<yzxxyy> esteban is so lame :(
<Mote> YZ, you know of the ESTEBAN?
<Mote> The ESTEBAN is hilarious
<Mote> he's a great guituarist, but MAN that guy is like... Adam West Crossed with Zorro the Gay Blade