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Chat List # 1 Wherein - HyperKinetic and Spiral5 go
bowling and AerynScully is attractive in disturbing ways.
* Mote FWAPS his 2 ghosts
<TIL> 2 ghosts?
<Mote> MoteMeal and MissCleo
<Mote> I bring MissCleo in if It looks like I will be talking to myself
<TIL> dressing up in drag?
<Vampsteroonie> you'd be surprised, as we
continually are, how we manage to cram something so big, into such a little
space
<DixieMom> too much info vamp
<Vampsteroonie> hell, drag racing wouldnt be much fun if they
had small engines
<DixieMom> lol cactus
<Mote> Who would want to see people in drag racing?
<Quasadu> lol mote
<Vampsteroonie> it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean
<Quasadu> i would.. i bet that's funny as hell
<Emeraldcity> Man......don't EVER give me a pair of sissors if
I have PMS.......everyone in the room would be bald!!!!!!
<MOONKISSED> OW an ant bite me
<Ash42> heheheh
<Ash42> BAD ANT!
<Zeke> kick its ass moon!
* MOONKISSED kills the ant
<Zeke> SWEET!
<Zeke> ( I ) look at my butt and fear me!
<Ash42>
Mote is my lefthand man, while spi is my black manservant...WHAT!
<AerynScully> LOL OH NO!
<AerynScully> that was really wrong.
<Lyme> what the freck
* Lyme glarghs.
<Mote> Ash, when I die can you stuff me and make me into a lawn jockey?
<AerynScully> lol
<Mote> Or an ottoman?
* Spiral5 is not ash's black manservant. he is ash's hetero lifemate.
<Ash42> um...mote, I'll make you the horse
<Ka`Leo> Motey does a left hand job on Ash..film at 11.
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* SilentBob5 smiles, waves, and lights a nailz cigarette
<Mote> hi Lol SpiralBob
<Ash42> lol mote
<Bloodwynd> Hehehe
<Ash42> that would have been a better name
* SilentBob5 shakes his head and glares at ash and mote
<Ash42> ain't that aboutta bitch??
<Ash42> don't m0thafekker..don't you ruin this shiznit for me
<Mote> Spiral... silent??? Nahhhhh.....
<Lyme> How bout 'SpilentBob'?
<AerynScully> Jay and silent bob ... gee, where are they from again?
<PhantomPham> lol "spilent bob"
<Ka`Leo> LOL
* SilentBob5 gives mote the thumbs up
<Mote> Soilent Bob is People!!!!!!1
<Ash42> that looks like soylent green almost
<Lyme> Since someone is gonna have to do it
* Ash42 ^5's mote!!!
<Mote> Ash mindmeld there?
<Mote> ^5
<Ash42> lol
<Lyme> SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
<Lyme> oh, shit, someone beat me to it
<AerynScully> Disclaimer: My ass MAY hand up
on you.
* Ka`Leo pictures AS's ass answering the phone
<codeaddict> It's going to HAND up?
<codeaddict> hehehehehehe
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<Spiral5> leo, it's a strangely pleasurable vision, is it not?
<AerynScully> I tell ya leo...it's will be one HELL of a Hynerian HELLO!
<Spiral5> are we all united in P Diddly
hatred?
<Ash42> I think we are
<Spiral5> YES!
<Spiral5> <--- might as well face it...
<Spiral5> <--- addicted to ASS
<AerynScully> well, i am TRUE to my culture
stereotype.
<codeaddict> OMG AS you're SOOOOOOOOOOO Funny
<AerynScully> All italians can EAT. Indeed, I know how to take it down!
<codeaddict> AS everytime I talk to you I just want to DO you MORE lol
<AerynScully> damn... I get people all hot and
bothered just by talkin
<AerynScully> is it my sexual voice? or when i turned on the sink to let the cat
drink? OR when i put you on hold to go pee?
<Ash42> mote, I like to be in touch with out
women >=)
<Ash42> er...outer
<Ash42> dammi!
<Ash42> gah!!!
<Mote> ROFLAO
<Spiral5> without women?
<langly> LOL!
<codeaddict> who's touching their inner woman?
* Ash42 keels the typo fairies
<AerynScully> You are
<Spiral5> well, ash, i'm sure ocn will be disappointed, but you gotta be you...
<Spiral5> >=)
<Ash42> oh shuddup!
<langly> WOOT! i wacked the moles! i am now
master of the universe!
<Spiral5> oh, this should be interesting...
<Red Fraggle> Alabama Vasectomy: After having
their 11th child an alabama couple went to the doctor and said they'd had
enough, they didn't want anymore kids. So the doctors told them about this
proceedure called a vasectomy.
<Red Fraggle> The doctor said to go home, get a cherry bomb, put it in a beer
can, hold it to his ear and count to 10
<Red Fraggle> The guy said to the doctor: I may not be the smartest man, but I
don't see how putting a cherry bomb to my ear will solve the problem.
<Red Fraggle> So the couple went to a Georgia doctor for a second opinion. The
doctor was about to tell them the proceedure for a vasectomy when he notice they
were from alabama
<Red Fraggle> so he told them go home, get a cherry bomb, put it in a beer can,
hold it to your ear and count to 10
<Red Fraggle> They figured two doctors couldn't be wrong so the guy went home
lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He put it to his ear and counted "1, 2,
3, 4, 5..."
<Red Fraggle> At this point he paused, put the beer can between his legs
and started counting on his other hand
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