HELLO FROM
MoondasMadness@Hotmail.com
This page is dedicated to all those winning bidders who seem to have had major life changes
and came up with numberous reasons why they could not pay for their auction winnings . . .
(Yet continue to bid on other auction items!)
Auction seller's have heard them all!
Since their time and money is as valuable as yours . . .
If you feel that any of the below stated afflictions
are about to affect you in the near future . . .
or you will not be able to send payment at the close of the auction,
or you feel you are going to lose your mind real soon,
or you are going to leave town for any reason,
or you are going to leave the country,
just to avoid paying for your purchases
THEN PLEASE DO NOT BID ON ANY AUCTIONS!
Non paying bidders have lost their
Memory, Password, Weight, Teeth, and E-mails.
They have had
Writers block, Writers cramps, Menstrual cramps,
Crabby and/or Teething babies.
(Which kept mom/dad up all night)
There are many bidders out there with
Severe reading comprehension, Network outages,
Whose child/cat/dog/furniture ate the paper with all the info,
And women who husbands won't let them send any money.
Others, or a family member, had been in accidents
Car, Motorcyle, 3-Wheeler, Horseback Riding, and Farm.
Or they had broken a
Collarbone, Back, Finger, Toe, Leg, Hip, Arm and other body parts.
Some even in the hospital for
Heart Attack, Cancer, Childbirth, Gall Stones, and Hot Flashes.
(These bidders were in wonderful hospitals. I sure hope to find such a
great hospital when I need to go to one since they were brought
a computer to their bedside with free internet access so they
could inform me of their tough luck!)
IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS!
A select few came down with
Impaired Typing Disability, Hearing Loss, Temporary Amnesia
and/or Temporary Alzeimers.
(They just plain forgot all about oweing any money!)
While other bidders have lost personal belongings
Car Keys, Billfolds, Purses, Hard drive caught fire, Flash flooding,
Tropical storms, Lighting struck computer, Spilled drink fried computer,
Dog/Cat chewed mouse, and Virus deleted all e-mails.
(Some bidders computers sure go through a hard time!)
There were also the lucky ones who
Got married and doing other things so had no time to
send money or to even e-mail.
And the unlucky ones who
Got divorced.
(Or vice versa, depending on whom you ask).
Some just now remembered they needed to catch up on
Child Support, College tuitions,
Weight Watchers membership, and Sleep.
To top all those, some bidders were
Going out of town for a week or two,
(holiday, vacation, family emergency)
They would pay when they got back.
(They really expect us to hold their auction item(s) until they returned!)
I already won the item cheaper from another seller
so don't want/need two of the same thing.
(And they expect us to pay all the fees the auction charges and be happy!)
The two best dead-beat bidders excuses are
He was abducted by Aliens!
and
She stated eBay sent her notice that she had not won any auction!
WARNING!
Those who know bidding will cause sickness
THINK TWICE BEFORE PLACING A BID
We expect you to live up to your end of the contract.
Take it seriously!
When auctions have ended...
SEND THE MONEY YOU OWE PROMPTLY
BETTER YET
DON'T BID AT ALL
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I am currently runing at this time
eBay User ID - MoondasMadness
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