Poems, Quotes, and Jokes I've Found
Hey! This is my collection of quotes I got from various sources. I did NOT make up any of these and I'm NOT taking credit for them. If you feel that anything on here shouldn't be here, email me at moominsummer@yahoo.com and I'll remove it. Enjoy and feel free to steal!
~For all the times I said what I shouldn't have, I thank you for forgiving me. Now that I need you to listen, where did you go?
~The hardest thing you'll ever have to learn is how to say GoodBye and let go
~The difference between love and friendship is how much you can hurt each other
~If you are in a situation where you will get away with whining and complaining and you keep quiet, the world is yours.
~First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up, and finally, you forget to pull it down.
~If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't
~Someday, my boat will come, and with my luck, I'll be at the airport
~A smile is the best gift you can give, cause you know you'll always get one back
~Relationships are like glass: sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself trying to put them back together!
~It is said that 2 souls travel down to earth together and when they arrive, they seperate from each other. Which means that everyone in the world has a soulmate somewhere, you just probably haven't found him yet.
~Whoever said "Nothing is impossible," obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
~The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for
~Friends are like mornings, you may be sharing with them only a few hours of the day, but you know that they will always be there tomorrow, the next day, and the day after forever.
~If we discovered that we only have five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them.
~The difference between truth and fiction is that fiction has to make sense.
~Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn't.
~When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
~The chance that someone is watching you is directly related to the stupidity of your action.
~Why be afraid of what people will say? Those who care about you will say, "Good luck!" and those who care only about themselves will never say anything worth listening to anyway.
~Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

~More coming soon!
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